Neville has man hands
So I've seen Harry Potter in the theater an obscene amount of times. But my mom hadn't seen it so Brett and I went with her. I have to say, the 459079343 time was the best. Brett and I were really tired and we couldn't stop giggling and my mom's crazy commentary didn't help our situation.
When Harry got into the bath, she was like, "Oh my god, that boy is a man." Also, (since I'm a crazy hand pervert), Alan Rickman's hands. Mmm. But what the hell? That guy who played Karkaroff was totally creepy, in like, a molestery way. Like, in the first scene with the Great Hall, he's giving Snape the eye and I know that its supposed to be because they're fellow former Death Eaters but, I mean, it was totally teh sex. And in the second task when they all get into the water, he totally uses Neville as an arm rest for like, ever. And then later, when they're all about to go into the maze, Karkaroff is in the background stroking Krum's head! He was like, stroking his ear with his pinky. I was like, "Oh shit Brett, did you see that? That wasn't a plutonic touch."
But afterwards we went over to Bucca de Peppo because my mom was hungry and the host was like, "Well aren't you looking radiant, Miss?" to my mom and I like, choked on my own laughter at him the whole way to our table. Sell me, you beautiful bastard, sell me.
Then I was drawing on my placemat and Brett looked over at it and asked me why I hadn't drawn a penis on it yet, so I did. But then we went crazy and gave it a serape, spurs, and a sombrero and made it a friend with a beret and a little cigarette. I was going to take it with me but I'm way lazy.
When Harry got into the bath, she was like, "Oh my god, that boy is a man." Also, (since I'm a crazy hand pervert), Alan Rickman's hands. Mmm. But what the hell? That guy who played Karkaroff was totally creepy, in like, a molestery way. Like, in the first scene with the Great Hall, he's giving Snape the eye and I know that its supposed to be because they're fellow former Death Eaters but, I mean, it was totally teh sex. And in the second task when they all get into the water, he totally uses Neville as an arm rest for like, ever. And then later, when they're all about to go into the maze, Karkaroff is in the background stroking Krum's head! He was like, stroking his ear with his pinky. I was like, "Oh shit Brett, did you see that? That wasn't a plutonic touch."
But afterwards we went over to Bucca de Peppo because my mom was hungry and the host was like, "Well aren't you looking radiant, Miss?" to my mom and I like, choked on my own laughter at him the whole way to our table. Sell me, you beautiful bastard, sell me.
Then I was drawing on my placemat and Brett looked over at it and asked me why I hadn't drawn a penis on it yet, so I did. But then we went crazy and gave it a serape, spurs, and a sombrero and made it a friend with a beret and a little cigarette. I was going to take it with me but I'm way lazy.