So I've seen Harry Potter in the theater an obscene amount of times. But my mom hadn't seen it so Brett and I went with her. I have to say, the 459079343 time was the best. Brett and I were really tired and we couldn't stop giggling and my mom's crazy commentary didn't help our situation ( Read more... )

Saw Brokeback Mountain today. It was awesome. Ohhhh yes. Also, nice fake mustache Jake Gyllenhaal ( Read more... )

My laundry bag is dying. I don't know if my sewing it up will make it better. *sigh ( Read more... )

So for your viewing pleasure, here's the fetus cake Brett, Stephen, and I made for Travis's wife's baby shower. Yes, it takes three guys to make a cake. But we made our own colors!


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Ahh! So, I had a full day today, which is much better than the last couple of boring days I've had. Anywho, I went in for my new perscription for my glasses and then I was informed that I was also getting contacts. So Brett had to sit and watch me attempt to shove contacts into my eyes. Hah, that was fun...not ( Read more... )

Brett and I went down to the gym again today (this time Brett brought his own, less embarrassing pants) and on our way out we saw Tyler Felix's dad...I don't know if I mentioned him from the last time but he's the one with the huge guns ( Read more... )

My sister and I pretty much have to go to the gym every day to get our credits for the semester. So that sucks. But Brett's over for the weekend so we decided to smuggle him in as Ash's guest ( Read more... )

Brett and I were talking deep into the night about a most disturbing topic. The vagina. And we've come to the conclusion that we just don't get it.

I mean a penis is easy. It's pretty rudimentary, clearly the inferior organ. A vagina though. I mean, what do you even do with that thing?! You have to release pressure valves and turn a big ( Read more... )

Brett and I were super bored yesterday and it was really really hot in my house so we went down to the old Jack in the Box and had some root beer floats and loitered there for like, an hour discussing the intricacies of Tucker Carlson and David Schuster's boyfriendom ( Read more... )

I had a minutely crazy weekend, lol. Brett and I went with my mom to see her friend's brother's band who were playing at some restaurant. It was really weird. Like, everyone was over forty and the band wasn't really playing anything that people could dance to but there were still these older women dancing in the "pit" between the band and the ( Read more... )