Okay, I know I'm probably really late with this but, what the hell?! I was procrastinating doing homework by checking out Wonkette and I found out that Scooter Libby wrote an erotic fiction book called The Apprentice that involves having sex with a bear, samurai incest, and a dwarf!

So, does anyone else feel compelled to read this medley of

Max Kellerman's on Scarborough Country right now!

My sister and I pretty much have to go to the gym every day to get our credits for the semester. So that sucks. But Brett's over for the weekend so we decided to smuggle him in as Ash's guest ( Read more... )

I went out with Dad yesterday and we saw Sky High. It was a pretty crappy movie, but Dave Foley and Kevin MacDonald were so funny. Also, Bruce Campbell was so perfect as the coach. Also, the stereotypical bad-ass-with-a-heart-of-gold was kind of cute. Then we got ice cream, woo ( Read more... )

Well, actually I think the title says it all but I was totally up early enough to see Bob Van Dillon today. And he's redhotty. Doing things, telling me what's headin' my way. What a guy. I don't think I heard a word he said.

Synopsis of yesterday's The Situation: Penn Jillette called Tucker cute and Willie Geist is going to beat up an old lady.

...What a great show.

Oh my god! Bo Dietl was on Abrams Report! I thought he was an actor when I saw him on Daily Show talking about frying up everyone's ballbags and eating them with lamb. Whoa. What the fuck?

Okay, Jay Severin's pants are hot pink and that's not right.