"... and now we cross to Barney with the weather! What's the weather doing in The City today?"

"Thanks Joe - I've just been informed that there's a very odd weather pattern going on right now; seems like there's a thick fog under parts of Manhattan right now!"

"Under?"

"Yes - under! It started very early this morning and it's dropped visibility ( Read more... )

[Hey look it's that weird furry bird monster guy again... and he's got his magical flute out!]

It occurs to me that I never told you my life [the word echoes] story. That was my first mistake. For you see, mine is a moral tale, fraught with suspense and suspicions. For you see, in my world, my father was murdered.

[The flute music begins to ( Read more... )

[The feed begins with a shot of the exterior of the Porter building and the soothing sound of flute music in the background. After several seconds of the music, Xavier appears before the camera, furiously scribbling into a notepad and speaking his thoughts aloud.]

They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but I'm not planning on ( Read more... )

Don't worry imPort citizens, my appearance on the comms is not related to anything bad or tragic. In fact, this is pretty good! [DASHINGLY HANDSOME YOUNG ANCHOR BART CLINTON gives the camera a well-practiced smile, and he professionally shuffles papers in front of him before continuing, placing said papers down and folding his hands.] I've been ( Read more... )

[The video opens with blackness and a crash. The camera of the communicator is jostled again and lands on the floor of what some may recognize as the cafeteria of the Xavier Institute. There's quite a bit of screaming...and laughing...and just general noise ( Read more... )

[The comm turns on to show an extremely large greenish eyeball with red slits for pupils. There's muttering, and as the creature speaks, the comm pulls away to reveal his whole head. He speaks pleasantly.]

My, what's this place? It doesn't look like Ooo and it's certainly not the Nightosphere! Hmm. Could it be?

[A pause as he looks around to ( Read more... )