vidya; heh

[imyourmomma]

[The comm turns on to show an extremely large greenish eyeball with red slits for pupils. There's muttering, and as the creature speaks, the comm pulls away to reveal his whole head. He speaks pleasantly.]

My, what's this place? It doesn't look like Ooo and it's certainly not the Nightosphere! Hmm. Could it be?

[A pause as he looks around to

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COMBO BULLSHIT INCOMING

[saylikewhat]

[LA LA LA BRUSHING HER FANGS IN THE EARLY EVENING WITH THE COMM ON ON THE EDGE OF THE SINK
LIFE SURE IS BORING]

[saylikewhat]

[wait a second what the plop was that]

[saylikewhat]

[no way it's clearly just someone else
casually
looks over at the screen]

[saylikewhat]

[SPITTAKES TOOTHPASTE ALL OVER THE MIRROR]

video

[loves_war]

Well well! Doesn't this look interesting. You really intend to consume all life on the Earth?

permavideo;

[imyourmomma]

[Turns around with this face still present.] Of course! [Chuckle chucklechuckle] What a silly question.

permavideo;

[loves_war]

[Seeing that face just makes him grin more] Such ambition! It's a pity you will inevitably fail. Still, I can already tell that you are going to give it a very good try! I will look forward to seeing how much you can accomplish before you are dragged down. It should be quite a bit of fun.

Re: permavideo;

[imyourmomma]

[A hearty laugh!] Well, I'm not sure about that, fat man! [He says this endearingly, as if it's a name. Dances around on some ants and squashes them, sucking out their souls.] An eternity on the job and all. [A bashful chuckle but he's totally not being modest about this.]

[spadassin]

You suck out souls.

[imyourmomma]

Including yours! [SMILING SO WIDE!]

[spadassin]

Yeah, no.

[imyourmomma]

You're being very irrational.

video;

[prodigitalson]

This is how you greet a new world?

permavideo

[imyourmomma]

It's the polite thing to do.

[prodigitalson]

You're no less of a threat for being polite. I know.

[imyourmomma]

Less of a threat? Why would I want that.

[voice]

[hackeralastair]

Yeah uh huh sure you will. Just like all the other impotent so-called bad-guys who've ever gotten pulled here, making their threats on the comm and then quietly slinking away into the shadows never to be heard from again. I'm sure you'll be real effective.

Besides. The soul-stealing schtick has already been done. [not too smug, that was more of a warning]

permavideo;

[imyourmomma]

Who is that? They didn't do a very good job.

hurr permavoice

[hackeralastair]

[hnrgh indirect insult is effective]

Not for lack of trying.

Re: hurr permavoice

[imyourmomma]

I still see souls in people's bodies~ [He sings this while noodle-dancing over to an old man and sucking his soul out.]