vidya; heh
[The comm turns on to show an extremely large greenish eyeball with red slits for pupils. There's muttering, and as the creature speaks, the comm pulls away to reveal his whole head. He speaks pleasantly.]
My, what's this place? It doesn't look like Ooo and it's certainly not the Nightosphere! Hmm. Could it be?
[A pause as he looks around to further cement his guess.]
Ah! Maybe it's a new world? Yes, that must be it. Hello new world! [He leans in closer to the comm, smiling pleasantly.] Do you know who I am?
[He waits for a response. The smile doesn't fade when he recieves no reply. To the contrary, he chuckles delightedly instead. Places the comm down on a hard surface so now his torso is visible along with his head. He's wearing a business suit.]
I'm the one who's going to suck out all your souls! [Another chuckle and he looks down, waving his hands in an almost bashful way.] Now, now. Settle down, settle down. It's not like I'm some evil lord of evil coming to suck out all your tasty mortal souls right now.
Actually! Wait! [A pause, then an actual laugh as he slaps himself in the forehead in a mock 'oh me' gesture.] I am! [DOHOHO ISN'T HE JUST A KIDDER! He thinks he is. Now, calm face, pleasant smile again.] Now if you'll excuse me, I haven't got a lot of time and I've certainly got a lot to suck, so I'd say it's about time I end all this nonsense and start exterminating the life force of this world! [Another jolly laugh, then he clicks the comm off.]
[ooc: this is the start of the father's day plot! and yes, he will probably reply to you!]
My, what's this place? It doesn't look like Ooo and it's certainly not the Nightosphere! Hmm. Could it be?
[A pause as he looks around to further cement his guess.]
Ah! Maybe it's a new world? Yes, that must be it. Hello new world! [He leans in closer to the comm, smiling pleasantly.] Do you know who I am?
[He waits for a response. The smile doesn't fade when he recieves no reply. To the contrary, he chuckles delightedly instead. Places the comm down on a hard surface so now his torso is visible along with his head. He's wearing a business suit.]
I'm the one who's going to suck out all your souls! [Another chuckle and he looks down, waving his hands in an almost bashful way.] Now, now. Settle down, settle down. It's not like I'm some evil lord of evil coming to suck out all your tasty mortal souls right now.
Actually! Wait! [A pause, then an actual laugh as he slaps himself in the forehead in a mock 'oh me' gesture.] I am! [DOHOHO ISN'T HE JUST A KIDDER! He thinks he is. Now, calm face, pleasant smile again.] Now if you'll excuse me, I haven't got a lot of time and I've certainly got a lot to suck, so I'd say it's about time I end all this nonsense and start exterminating the life force of this world! [Another jolly laugh, then he clicks the comm off.]
[ooc: this is the start of the father's day plot! and yes, he will probably reply to you!]