vidya; heh

[imyourmomma]

[The comm turns on to show an extremely large greenish eyeball with red slits for pupils. There's muttering, and as the creature speaks, the comm pulls away to reveal his whole head. He speaks pleasantly.]

My, what's this place? It doesn't look like Ooo and it's certainly not the Nightosphere! Hmm. Could it be?

[A pause as he looks around to

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[prodigitalson]

This is how you greet a new world?

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[imyourmomma]

It's the polite thing to do.

[prodigitalson]

You're no less of a threat for being polite. I know.

[imyourmomma]

Less of a threat? Why would I want that.

[prodigitalson]

[Wow, that's...not disturbing at all! Eh, Keith's seen worse. At least it's not a giant creepy computer head. He doesn't bat an eye.]

You must know you'll be stopped.

[imyourmomma]

That's ridiculous.

[prodigitalson]

You underestimate humanity. They can join together and end...whatever it is you plan to do.

[He's still new to this inspirational hero speech thing, okay. He pauses awkwardly now, trying to think of what's supposed to come next. Something about the power of hope? Is that it?]

[imyourmomma]

[WAS TOO BUSY LOUDLY SLURPING UP THE SOULS OF A HAPPY FAMILY oh what wait]

I'm sorry. Were you saying something?

[prodigitalson]

...stop that.

[He's trying for his commanding voice! Which is very fearsome and dramatic indeed under the right circumstances, but right now he's kind of tired and confused so it's not up to par.]

[imyourmomma]

Nope. [SUCKS THE SOULS OF SMALL CHILDREN geez how many people are in this park]

[prodigitalson]

[From across the cell, plush Rain gazes at Keith with reproachful eyes. If only you hadn't killed a bunch of people and gotten yourself thrown in jail, you could be out there fighting this guy!]

It's an order. I won't back down.

[imyourmomma]

You're quite the bossy one, aren't you?

[prodigitalson]

Bossy--?

I once led humanity. No one has ever called me "bossy" before.

[imyourmomma]

Well, you know what they say! First time for everything!

[prodigitalson]

No. There will never be a time when I allow you to prey on souls.

[A pause.]

Except when I'm in jail and can't leave.

[imyourmomma]

Tell me more about this "jail" place, bossyflesh.