vidya; heh

[imyourmomma]

[The comm turns on to show an extremely large greenish eyeball with red slits for pupils. There's muttering, and as the creature speaks, the comm pulls away to reveal his whole head. He speaks pleasantly.]

My, what's this place? It doesn't look like Ooo and it's certainly not the Nightosphere! Hmm. Could it be?

[A pause as he looks around to

Comments

[spadassin]

You suck out souls.

[imyourmomma]

Including yours! [SMILING SO WIDE!]

[spadassin]

Yeah, no.

[imyourmomma]

You're being very irrational.

[spadassin]

Why would I let you suck out my soul?

[imyourmomma]

Let me? [He laughs.] Why would I want you to do that? [Shakes his head, chuckling.] No, no, that makes everything much too boring!

[spadassin]

[Suddenly more interested.] You like a challenge, then.

[imyourmomma]

WRONG! [Another laugh]

[spadassin]

You don't make sense.

Do you have a name?

[imyourmomma]

Does it matter? You'll be a soulless husk soon anyway.

[spadassin]

You are sadly mistaken.

[imyourmomma]

[CAN'T HEAR YOU, TOO BUSY SUCKING OUT THE SOULS OF A YOUNG COUPLE.]

[spadassin]

[WATCHING, UNIMPRESSED]