vidya; heh

[imyourmomma]

[The comm turns on to show an extremely large greenish eyeball with red slits for pupils. There's muttering, and as the creature speaks, the comm pulls away to reveal his whole head. He speaks pleasantly.]

My, what's this place? It doesn't look like Ooo and it's certainly not the Nightosphere! Hmm. Could it be?

[A pause as he looks around to

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COMBO BULLSHIT INCOMING

[saylikewhat]

[LA LA LA BRUSHING HER FANGS IN THE EARLY EVENING WITH THE COMM ON ON THE EDGE OF THE SINK
LIFE SURE IS BORING]

[saylikewhat]

[wait a second what the plop was that]

[saylikewhat]

[no way it's clearly just someone else
casually
looks over at the screen]

[saylikewhat]

[SPITTAKES TOOTHPASTE ALL OVER THE MIRROR]

[saylikewhat]

Dad?

[imyourmomma]

Marceline?

[saylikewhat]

Yeah, it's--

[wait a second he was talking about sucking souls out! does that mean he DOESN'T WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH HER?? grudgingly:]

Daddy, what are you doing right now?

[imyourmomma]

[chucklechucklechuckle]

Oh, Marceline. Acting as if you don't know.

[Cue Marceline's Dad grabbing an innocent squirrel and holding it like a soft drink. Sluuuuuurping the soul out like it ain't no thang.

[saylikewhat]

Oh my flub, you are so embarrassing! What is wrong with you?!

[imyourmomma]

[Sternly:] You will watch your tone, young lady! [A pause while he kills a mosquito and sucks out its soul.]

[saylikewhat]

[SHE JUST MAKES LIKE
AN ENRAGED AAAGH SOUND WITH ROARING AND SHIT]

Whatever! Just don't--forget it, I don't even care.

[imyourmomma]

[suspiciously:] Marceline, you're not hanging around with that good kid again, are you?

[saylikewhat]

Like you even care. [WHAT A BRAT]

[imyourmomma]

Marceline.

[VOICE GETTING TENDER...]

Of course I care.

[saylikewhat]

[DADDY.......]

[saylikewhat]

[NOPE IT'S GONE SHUT UP DAD]

Just forget it and leave me alone! I don't want to talk to you right now.

[AND SHE HANGS UP]