DATE AUCTION!
Don't worry imPort citizens, my appearance on the comms is not related to anything bad or tragic. In fact, this is pretty good! [DASHINGLY HANDSOME YOUNG ANCHOR BART CLINTON gives the camera a well-practiced smile, and he professionally shuffles papers in front of him before continuing, placing said papers down and folding his hands.] I've been hired by your very own Miss Sally Jupiter to help run this City's second Date Auction. Seeing as Miss Jupiter will be in this auction, I have been convinced to keep track of all the bids.
[he says these following rules in a made-for-tv-tone though it pops up on the greenscreen behind him.]
Here's how the auction will be run:♥ Bids must be submitted in this format: (Your Name): ($ Amount) for (Person's Name)
♥ All bidders must be 18+
♥ Those that are nominated are also free to bid on anyone in this auction.
♥ All bids will be screened; you will not know who you are bidding against!
♥ You may bid for anyone you want and for as many people as you want, as long as it is within your means.
♥ Bids will be updated here, so check back to see if your offer is still the top bid!
♥ You must bid in increments of at least $10
♥ This auction will end at 11:00pm EST on Friday the 23rd.
♥ PLEASE DIRECT BIDS TO THIS POST!!!!
♥ It appears as though we're having some...technical difficulties. Please refer to THIS POST to keep track of the bidding numbers. We apologize for this inconvenience!
I, Bart Clinton, your local newsman, wish you the best of luck! Remember, this is all for the sake of charity, so in the end everyone's a winner! [a pause, and he looks through the paperwork in front of him.] …is that really a squirrel?-----
WOMEN MEN
•NAME: Andromeda Black Tonks
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: Food, drink, long hours at work, mothering
•DISLIKES: Bigotry, violence, shoes with buckles
•PHOTO: andromeda.gif
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Adam Monroe
•AGE: Guess.
•LIKES: long walks on the beach, honesty, classical music.
•DISLIKES: being lied to, cold weather, bad news.
•PHOTO: adam.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ---
•NAME: Bayonetta
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: Firearms, excitement, and company with good taste.
•DISLIKES: Cockroaches and crying babies.
•PHOTO: bayonetta.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Charles Xavier
•AGE: Over 18, I'm sure
•LIKES: Reading, learning, science and brunettes.
•DISLIKES: Absurdity and disorganization.
•PHOTO: charles.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Bobbi Morse
•AGE: 36
•LIKES: The beach, science, baseball, Mexican food, barbecues, nice arms
•DISLIKES: Cold weather, creepy people, assholes
•PHOTO: bobbi.png
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Cross Marian
•AGE: 30
•LIKES: Bars, science, beautiful women - everything really.
•DISLIKES: Dirt.
•PHOTO: cross.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Kate Kane.
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: Bars and shopping
•DISLIKES: Stupid things/people
•PHOTO: katekane.png
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Richard Grayson
•AGE: 26
•LIKES: horrendous music from the 80s, talking too much, being overbearingly happy.
•DISLIKES: doing anything remotely useful, shutting up.
•PHOTO: grayson.png
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Lily Potter
•AGE: 20-something
•LIKES: magic, bowties, being ginger
•DISLIKES: bad things
•PHOTO: not_amy.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: The Doctor
•AGE: Over 21
•LIKES: Time-travel, history, amazing pranks, kittens, interesting hats, Zatanna.
•DISLIKES: Attractive lady legs, people who don't like bowties, some other things.
•PHOTO: Doctor.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Mother Squirrel
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: acorns scampering parks trees health larger trees
•DISLIKES: large dogs
•PHOTO: squirrel.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Doctor Stephen Strange
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: Magic, capes, chai tea, collecting unusual artifacts, Dean Martin, velvet paintings
•DISLIKES: Television, those kids in the park who sit around and make noise all day, people who don't believe in magic
•PHOTO: stephen.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Onyx
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: Laziness and murder.
•DISLIKES: Ugly people.
•PHOTO: onyx.png
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Jack Bauer
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: shooting stuff, working, arresting people.
•DISLIKES: terrorists.
•PHOTO: bossman.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: [corrupted text] aka The Pro
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: honesty, flying, parks
•DISLIKES: assholes, rain, hypocrites
•PHOTO: thepro.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Jack Harkness
•AGE: Over 18
•LIKES: Guns, dancing, 'dancing', traveling, drinking, things that cannot be mentioned in polite company
•DISLIKES: ...Daleks, John Hart (sometimes), bigotry.
•PHOTO: jack.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Raven Xavier
•AGE: 24
•LIKES: Dancing, not constantly having 'serious conversations', relaxing, reading
•DISLIKES: Jerks. People who don't like the color blue. Shallow people.
•PHOTO: raven.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Kurt Wagner
•AGE: 32
•LIKES: adventure films, good beer, acrobatics
•DISLIKES: unwanted attention, the prevalence of broody vampires in young adult literature, unwarranted hatred
•PHOTO: kurt.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Sally Jupiter
•AGE: 30-something
•LIKES: alcohol, yellow, talking, men who know how to show women a good time
•DISLIKES: assholes, smoking
•PHOTO: sallyjupiter.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Mitchell Hundred
•AGE: 40
•LIKES: Politics, current events, architecture
•DISLIKES: Milk products, corruption, shitty infrastructure
•PHOTO: mitch.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Scathach
•AGE: 5000+
•LIKES: vegetables, fighting, weapons, never wearing anything thats not white
•DISLIKES: fire, meat, losers
•PHOTO: scatty.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Sirius Black
•AGE: Older than 30, younger than 40.
•LIKES: Motorcycles, pudding, being dapper.
•DISLIKES: Haircuts, snobs, starched collars being adult about conflicts
•PHOTO: sirius.gif
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Selina Kyle
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: well dressed men and cats
•DISLIKES: dogs
•PHOTO: selina.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Spider-Man
•AGE: Over 18
•LIKES: Quips, pop-culture, pizza, heights.
•DISLIKES: Bullies, not getting the last word.
•PHOTO: spidey.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Seras Victoria
•AGE: around 1000
•LIKES: blood, death, guns, bras
•DISLIKES: stakes, garlic, holy water, sunlight
•PHOTO: vampSeras.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Tim Drake
•AGE: over 18
•LIKES: nice dinners, fancy cars, flowers, superpeople
•DISLIKES: tomatoes (maybe)
•PHOTO: pretendthisisappropriatetim.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Shirley Bennett
•AGE: Over 21.
•LIKES: brownies, puppies, nice things, children, Van Wilder.
•DISLIKES: things that aren't nice.
•PHOTO: Shirley.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Yusuke Urameshi
•AGE: 18-19
•LIKES: Fighting, thrills, loyalty, pride parades
•DISLIKES: Assholes, betrayal, boredom, threats to his friends
•PHOTO: yusuke.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ---
•NAME: Zevran Arainai
•AGE: 27
•LIKES: Fine leather.
•DISLIKES: Nothing. I will try anything twice. Three times if you beg.
•PHOTO: zev.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ---
OOC : DUE TO LJ BEING A LITTLE SNOT, THE BIDDING NUMBERS WILL BE UPDATED HERE. this is just for show now. please focus all your bidding attention on THIS POST RIGHT HERE. the numbers will be updated there only.
[he says these following rules in a made-for-tv-tone though it pops up on the greenscreen behind him.]
Here's how the auction will be run:♥ Bids must be submitted in this format: (Your Name): ($ Amount) for (Person's Name)
♥ All bidders must be 18+
♥ Those that are nominated are also free to bid on anyone in this auction.
♥ All bids will be screened; you will not know who you are bidding against!
♥ You may bid for anyone you want and for as many people as you want, as long as it is within your means.
♥ Bids will be updated here, so check back to see if your offer is still the top bid!
♥ You must bid in increments of at least $10
♥ This auction will end at 11:00pm EST on Friday the 23rd.
♥ PLEASE DIRECT BIDS TO THIS POST!!!!
♥ It appears as though we're having some...technical difficulties. Please refer to THIS POST to keep track of the bidding numbers. We apologize for this inconvenience!
I, Bart Clinton, your local newsman, wish you the best of luck! Remember, this is all for the sake of charity, so in the end everyone's a winner! [a pause, and he looks through the paperwork in front of him.] …is that really a squirrel?-----
WOMEN MEN
•NAME: Andromeda Black Tonks
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: Food, drink, long hours at work, mothering
•DISLIKES: Bigotry, violence, shoes with buckles
•PHOTO: andromeda.gif
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Adam Monroe
•AGE: Guess.
•LIKES: long walks on the beach, honesty, classical music.
•DISLIKES: being lied to, cold weather, bad news.
•PHOTO: adam.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ---
•NAME: Bayonetta
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: Firearms, excitement, and company with good taste.
•DISLIKES: Cockroaches and crying babies.
•PHOTO: bayonetta.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Charles Xavier
•AGE: Over 18, I'm sure
•LIKES: Reading, learning, science and brunettes.
•DISLIKES: Absurdity and disorganization.
•PHOTO: charles.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Bobbi Morse
•AGE: 36
•LIKES: The beach, science, baseball, Mexican food, barbecues, nice arms
•DISLIKES: Cold weather, creepy people, assholes
•PHOTO: bobbi.png
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Cross Marian
•AGE: 30
•LIKES: Bars, science, beautiful women - everything really.
•DISLIKES: Dirt.
•PHOTO: cross.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Kate Kane.
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: Bars and shopping
•DISLIKES: Stupid things/people
•PHOTO: katekane.png
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Richard Grayson
•AGE: 26
•LIKES: horrendous music from the 80s, talking too much, being overbearingly happy.
•DISLIKES: doing anything remotely useful, shutting up.
•PHOTO: grayson.png
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Lily Potter
•AGE: 20-something
•LIKES: magic, bowties, being ginger
•DISLIKES: bad things
•PHOTO: not_amy.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: The Doctor
•AGE: Over 21
•LIKES: Time-travel, history, amazing pranks, kittens, interesting hats, Zatanna.
•DISLIKES: Attractive lady legs, people who don't like bowties, some other things.
•PHOTO: Doctor.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Mother Squirrel
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: acorns scampering parks trees health larger trees
•DISLIKES: large dogs
•PHOTO: squirrel.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Doctor Stephen Strange
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: Magic, capes, chai tea, collecting unusual artifacts, Dean Martin, velvet paintings
•DISLIKES: Television, those kids in the park who sit around and make noise all day, people who don't believe in magic
•PHOTO: stephen.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Onyx
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: Laziness and murder.
•DISLIKES: Ugly people.
•PHOTO: onyx.png
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Jack Bauer
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: shooting stuff, working, arresting people.
•DISLIKES: terrorists.
•PHOTO: bossman.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: [corrupted text] aka The Pro
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: honesty, flying, parks
•DISLIKES: assholes, rain, hypocrites
•PHOTO: thepro.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Jack Harkness
•AGE: Over 18
•LIKES: Guns, dancing, 'dancing', traveling, drinking, things that cannot be mentioned in polite company
•DISLIKES: ...Daleks, John Hart (sometimes), bigotry.
•PHOTO: jack.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Raven Xavier
•AGE: 24
•LIKES: Dancing, not constantly having 'serious conversations', relaxing, reading
•DISLIKES: Jerks. People who don't like the color blue. Shallow people.
•PHOTO: raven.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Kurt Wagner
•AGE: 32
•LIKES: adventure films, good beer, acrobatics
•DISLIKES: unwanted attention, the prevalence of broody vampires in young adult literature, unwarranted hatred
•PHOTO: kurt.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Sally Jupiter
•AGE: 30-something
•LIKES: alcohol, yellow, talking, men who know how to show women a good time
•DISLIKES: assholes, smoking
•PHOTO: sallyjupiter.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Mitchell Hundred
•AGE: 40
•LIKES: Politics, current events, architecture
•DISLIKES: Milk products, corruption, shitty infrastructure
•PHOTO: mitch.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Scathach
•AGE: 5000+
•LIKES: vegetables, fighting, weapons, never wearing anything thats not white
•DISLIKES: fire, meat, losers
•PHOTO: scatty.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Sirius Black
•AGE: Older than 30, younger than 40.
•LIKES: Motorcycles, pudding, being dapper.
•DISLIKES: Haircuts, snobs, starched collars being adult about conflicts
•PHOTO: sirius.gif
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Selina Kyle
•AGE: ---
•LIKES: well dressed men and cats
•DISLIKES: dogs
•PHOTO: selina.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Spider-Man
•AGE: Over 18
•LIKES: Quips, pop-culture, pizza, heights.
•DISLIKES: Bullies, not getting the last word.
•PHOTO: spidey.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Seras Victoria
•AGE: around 1000
•LIKES: blood, death, guns, bras
•DISLIKES: stakes, garlic, holy water, sunlight
•PHOTO: vampSeras.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Tim Drake
•AGE: over 18
•LIKES: nice dinners, fancy cars, flowers, superpeople
•DISLIKES: tomatoes (maybe)
•PHOTO: pretendthisisappropriatetim.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Shirley Bennett
•AGE: Over 21.
•LIKES: brownies, puppies, nice things, children, Van Wilder.
•DISLIKES: things that aren't nice.
•PHOTO: Shirley.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ----
•NAME: Yusuke Urameshi
•AGE: 18-19
•LIKES: Fighting, thrills, loyalty, pride parades
•DISLIKES: Assholes, betrayal, boredom, threats to his friends
•PHOTO: yusuke.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ---
•NAME: Zevran Arainai
•AGE: 27
•LIKES: Fine leather.
•DISLIKES: Nothing. I will try anything twice. Three times if you beg.
•PHOTO: zev.jpg
•CURRENT BID: ---
OOC : DUE TO LJ BEING A LITTLE SNOT, THE BIDDING NUMBERS WILL BE UPDATED HERE. this is just for show now. please focus all your bidding attention on THIS POST RIGHT HERE. the numbers will be updated there only.