WOO DRUNK PUST
SPELLING ERRORS THE BEST
LJ IS DEAD
LOVE LONG THE LJ

See them last two posts of mine? I was a bit too messed up to notice that I was quoting a fictional psychopath. Sorry about those. If it's any consolation for that absurdity, I ended up returning some of my drink to the local plumbing ( Read more... )

Went on a bit of a crawl last night. Started off in Delaney's, had a very tasty sandwich, listend to some jazz, had a He'Brew Messiah Bold (make your Jew jokes, but don't smear the beer) and a few other drinks. There were nine of us, mostly from work, together for Danielle's boss' birthday. Went to another place, where I danced... :) Alone ( Read more... )

The smoking wasteland spread before me, bodies everywhere, destruction, chaos, blood and guts... I love Command & Conquer ( Read more... )

Funk as druck. Gelled-product shooters, interspersed with top secret everclear jello shooters. Guests involved, ice breakin'. More guests expected. Target b-day boy not intoxicated yet. Efforts will be reredoubleded. Clearly violating all sorts of protocols, grain alcoholic exemption forms will be filed in the AM ( Read more... )

-We're leaving Sunday to visit Danielle's sister in the NYC. Brooklyn, in fact. We'll stay a couple or three days, then drive back to the Dirty. I have no idea what we are doing when we get there. Probably something where I'm tagging along and they are doing sister things. I hope they don't make me hold their purses ( Read more... )

It's Danielle's birthday, and instead of cake and ice cream, we're having alcohol with Jay and Tracy, two friends from Charleston. They brought booze with them, we bought booze today, we have booze left over from the previous two get togethers... We ought to open a liquor store ( Read more... )

What does it mean when you have two rocky, sequential, but extremely deep, breakthrough discussions in a row in your relationship, even when friends are over for a party? It means you have an awesome girlfriend. A fucking awesome, understanding girlfriend. And I don't mean this in the "I love you, man!" kind of way, I mean she really, really is ( Read more... )

So I went to the meeting yesterday morning, nearly got smooshed by some old dude in a truck who thought the stopping point at an intersection was nearly a full car length past the stop sign on my way there. Somehow, I managed to ninja-flip (or something like that) over the handlebars and land safely on my feet ( Read more... )

( List of Things What Occurred New Year's Eve )