I'M OFF TO DRAGGIN' CORN! YEEEHAWWW!!!

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I am more and more each day trodden upon by Jesus. Or, more accurately, by his followers. I grow so tired of people telling me that I should have a bless-ed or holy day. So overdone with the possibilities, God-willing. So alarmed with the ever-growing number of books in print with ever more extreme religious themes. All the books about ( Read more... )

Last night, one of the 'stellar' managemers who'd been hired for the new store told Tim that the end-of-the-day store recovery did not include straightening books where they were messed up on the shelves...

...I think he's a spy planted by Barnes & Noble.

Funk as druck. Gelled-product shooters, interspersed with top secret everclear jello shooters. Guests involved, ice breakin'. More guests expected. Target b-day boy not intoxicated yet. Efforts will be reredoubleded. Clearly violating all sorts of protocols, grain alcoholic exemption forms will be filed in the AM ( Read more... )

So I just got done with a horrible, horrible chore. At least, it was horrible to Whitaker. I took Witty to a vet for his allergy problem, and got his rabies shot while I was there, so he got probed and soaked with disinfectant and stuck a couple of times. And that's not counting a fifteen minute jaunt in the kitty carrier on foot in the hot, hot ( Read more... )

• My hands smell like oranges. Probably because I ate an orange this morning. Between this resurgance of orange-lust and my cooking at home, I find I am alternately smelling like oranges and garlic ( Read more... )

Last night, kept up till around 2:30am by the grunts and groans and growls of my neighbors bumpin' their bits together. I don't know for sure, but it sounds like they were peaking about every 5-10 minutes, but kept trying again and again to make it last. I suppose I would've been annoyed, except I am a perv and I kind of enjoyed listening to them ( Read more... )