Quetzie and I hit the cantina for the backend of happy hour and some tacos.
A bartender walks by and excitedly tells me, “I think we have something for you, if we still have it?!”

I don't lose things/leave them behind and rarely misplace items. It occurred to me a couple of weeks ago at the bar,
there was a single motorcycle glove in a chair, so I set ( Read more... )

No calls. A quiet week, a smooth weekend with a get-away on Saturday to stave off cabin fever and that's a wrap ( Read more... )

This is Quetzie posting for BeerDiablo, as he's drank too much beer
and needs to sleep for work tomorrow.

This would be more funny with Chihuahuas but I think this is worthy of a view:

Click to view

The fever stayed broken for twenty-four hours now. It doesn't hurt to swallow and I actually ate whole food in regular sized meals for lunch & dinner.

On the plus side, I've offered up my services as designated driver NYE since I'm still got five more days of medicine to finish.
I'm just going to pretend that the beer people are drinking isn't any ( Read more... )

With a parallel sysplex, you should set the timers to UTC and utilize a ETS in order to keep things current, aside from the offset on time change weekends -lpar stuff set up ahead of time too. Then, blips like leap seconds are not a big deal [via steerage], until they target your personal life.

The Sky's Back Became Flayed - Add Salt When/Where ( Read more... )

“Oh, man, this is rich…” laughed Quetzie.

He hadn’t laughed this hard since telling me about the night he went back and forth like a pinball between two different hotel rooms at the Tropicana in Vegas while macking on Carmen Miranda and one of her back-up dancers. He claims he was “this close” to making a three-way happen. Never believe a hard ( Read more... )

Quetzie nagged me into putting Attack of the Aztec Mummy in the Netflix queue. He’s been on a kick since we got back from the Austin roadtrip. Why, you ask?

It all started with Mexic Arte. Thanks to a tip from
( Read more... )

At first, I thought she was from New Jersey but the more she spoke, I eventually determined she was a Brit [it was a big room]. Then it got funny…stay with me here.

She’s Got the Looks that Eauwww…
Like a vampire to a coffin, this woman probably slept in a tanning bed. Worn skin, the lines on her face connected by pockmarks.

Long, ( Read more... )

A large wedding tent adorned Trinity Hall’s patio and luckily, it wasn’t on my behalf. Marius, disguised as pint toting civilian, came over to chat about the state of affairs regarding beer in Texas. I’m always glad to have informed people to chat about beer with as it gives me a feeling of hope for mankind.

Half die-hard, half-noobs, the May 1759 ( Read more... )

Two new episodes back-to-back to finish off the series. No Aztlans left for quite some time. I found this disappointing. What’s up with the Puerto Ricans? Quetzie wants the producers hearts ripped out.

This Week’s Sin: Scandal
Berto - Stealing women’s undergarments. Muy putismo, marícon.
Geovannie - Drunk. Borracho es borracho. Yawn.
Gisel - Sex Tape. ( Read more... )