¡Via Hollywood!: Finalmente
Two new episodes back-to-back to finish off the series. No Aztlans left for quite some time. I found this disappointing. What’s up with the Puerto Ricans? Quetzie wants the producers hearts ripped out.
This Week’s Sin: Scandal
Berto - Stealing women’s undergarments. Muy putismo, marícon.
Geovannie - Drunk. Borracho es borracho. Yawn.
Gisel - Sex Tape. Frio, you’ve got no heat baby.
Jenn - Tantrum. Reminded me of an American Tourister commercial [video].
Mmmm…Hola Chica
Quetzie really got off on Maria Conchita Alonso’s outfits for these shows. One was a baby blue dress in which she wore blue mascara remiscent of an 80’s Caballero production [pr0n]. Muy Caliente. Then there was the black long sleeve sheer see-through blouse with a Selena bustier but what really set it off were the knee-high leather boots. I have a new fantasy on the list. The next BeerDiabla has her work cut out for her.
Finishing Up
1. Walter Mercado came on set and did personal readings. For the record, Quetzie says that Walter creeps him the fuck out. Walter is the Liberace’ of astrologists.
2. Having the “dead” cast members come back to grill the finalists was great.
3. I found Via Hollywood to be an odd entry into VH1’s universe and better suited for Tittie-mundo [Telemundo] but with Flavor of Love riding high, anything’s possible. Still, I’ll be surprised if this gets renewed.
This Week’s Sin: Scandal
Berto - Stealing women’s undergarments. Muy putismo, marícon.
Geovannie - Drunk. Borracho es borracho. Yawn.
Gisel - Sex Tape. Frio, you’ve got no heat baby.
Jenn - Tantrum. Reminded me of an American Tourister commercial [video].
Mmmm…Hola Chica
Quetzie really got off on Maria Conchita Alonso’s outfits for these shows. One was a baby blue dress in which she wore blue mascara remiscent of an 80’s Caballero production [pr0n]. Muy Caliente. Then there was the black long sleeve sheer see-through blouse with a Selena bustier but what really set it off were the knee-high leather boots. I have a new fantasy on the list. The next BeerDiabla has her work cut out for her.
Finishing Up
1. Walter Mercado came on set and did personal readings. For the record, Quetzie says that Walter creeps him the fuck out. Walter is the Liberace’ of astrologists.
2. Having the “dead” cast members come back to grill the finalists was great.
3. I found Via Hollywood to be an odd entry into VH1’s universe and better suited for Tittie-mundo [Telemundo] but with Flavor of Love riding high, anything’s possible. Still, I’ll be surprised if this gets renewed.