Racing Beasts Can’t Beat the Sun
For Memorial Day,Assurbanipaul met up with Morris729 and I at Lonestar Park for the inaugural “Studs and Suds Microbrew Festival”. The combination of a couple of new beers plus a first time visit to horse racing looked promising.
A couple beer distributors put out quite a few beers at $2 for a 6oz tasting. Sometimes it’s not worth it to buy a six-pack just for a taste.
I’m sad to report no Hunter S.Thompson-esque macings occurred. The soulless pop rock band playing between races furthered my understanding why people throw things at bands. Ironically, I checked out their myspace and the recorded music was a lot better than the live version. Studio magic, indeed.
I’m A Temporary Redneck
With work the next day, I took it easy on the cerveza especially with a couple hours in the heat. My neck is sunburned nice and red. Yee-haw!
I’ll definitely go to the track again, we might hold a beer tasting there - you can bring in your own coolers. I don’t know if I’ll go to the time/trouble it takes to be able to bet on the races though.
Ludicrous Horse Racing Statistics
Asian women count: 2
MILF Latina count: 2
Amazon women count: 1
Creature of Leisurely Pace: 1
Mustard bottle deflowering: 1
Unsavory characters: come on, it’s a horse track.
Jockey spill: The horse finished w/o him
Klu Klux Klan Horse: Beat by the Brother Horse
Cunning Plans: [operations beer network, Facility, rage containment]
Foiled Cunning Plans: 0
Ongoing Cunning Plans: Facility
Spillage: Damn plastic cups
Glass breakage: 1
Drained Kegs: bottles only
Passed out: 0
Hiccups: 0
A couple beer distributors put out quite a few beers at $2 for a 6oz tasting. Sometimes it’s not worth it to buy a six-pack just for a taste.
I’m sad to report no Hunter S.Thompson-esque macings occurred. The soulless pop rock band playing between races furthered my understanding why people throw things at bands. Ironically, I checked out their myspace and the recorded music was a lot better than the live version. Studio magic, indeed.
I’m A Temporary Redneck
With work the next day, I took it easy on the cerveza especially with a couple hours in the heat. My neck is sunburned nice and red. Yee-haw!
I’ll definitely go to the track again, we might hold a beer tasting there - you can bring in your own coolers. I don’t know if I’ll go to the time/trouble it takes to be able to bet on the races though.
Ludicrous Horse Racing Statistics
Asian women count: 2
MILF Latina count: 2
Amazon women count: 1
Creature of Leisurely Pace: 1
Mustard bottle deflowering: 1
Unsavory characters: come on, it’s a horse track.
Jockey spill: The horse finished w/o him
Klu Klux Klan Horse: Beat by the Brother Horse
Cunning Plans: [operations beer network, Facility, rage containment]
Foiled Cunning Plans: 0
Ongoing Cunning Plans: Facility
Spillage: Damn plastic cups
Glass breakage: 1
Drained Kegs: bottles only
Passed out: 0
Hiccups: 0