Let’s Party Like It’s 1759
A large wedding tent adorned Trinity Hall’s patio and luckily, it wasn’t on my behalf. Marius, disguised as pint toting civilian, came over to chat about the state of affairs regarding beer in Texas. I’m always glad to have informed people to chat about beer with as it gives me a feeling of hope for mankind.
Half die-hard, half-noobs, the May 1759 meeting was underway. About what and regarding whom, I have no idea. Not bad. This felt like days of old. Rage even sipped on some whiskey for a millisecond or two while the sunset reflected off the deathstar.
Official Party Business
Marius felt the need to indoctrinate a newcomer to Redbreast whiskey and then decided to cleanse the rest of the table of their sins. I remember the last time I tasted this whiskey, for the good of those in attendance, I didn’t have the same experience.
I immediately castigated PapaRyan for not consulting the rest of the group to contract cancer. Had we been asked, the answer would have been no, it’s not the cool-hip thing to do. Fortunately, he got a modular strain and is on the mend. He’s off the hook…for now.
Post-Party Business
An early, mild veggie meal couldn't hold up to the vitamin G intake, which necessitated more food. Wendy's construction obstruction meant the closest alternative was "Pluckers" [wing place] where it was Tiajuana Thursday which meant $2 Tecate or $2.50 for other Mexican brews. However, something else would further cement Thursday as a night slated for this establishment.
Quetzie yelled out, “It’s Gina Montana!”. While it wasn’t, this was a curly, dark- haired Latina in waitress training that grabbed our attention. Curly, dark- haired women drive me nuts. I’m going to have to figure out how NOT to make it creepy when I go back but women like her are few and far between. I know my luck. It’s not going to be good.
Ludicrous Meeting Statistics
Appetizer mooching: 0
Free Pint: 0
Aussie rules drinking: 1
Aussiesploitation: Perceived
M60 Intivite: Casually forgotten
Flying knife: 1
Jameson shots: 1
Redbreast: Assaulted
Dark,Curly Hair Horn: Guilty
White Zinfindel: very fey, won’t mention who
Teapot: 0
Lost: 1
Scarface Chick: Creditline padding secured
Medelin Cartel Sandwich: 0
Riverdance Hoedown: 0
Ol' Gil Sighting: 1
Drained keg: 0
Foot fetish camera tradition: no snake, no feet
Irish Feng Shui: all patio action
Half die-hard, half-noobs, the May 1759 meeting was underway. About what and regarding whom, I have no idea. Not bad. This felt like days of old. Rage even sipped on some whiskey for a millisecond or two while the sunset reflected off the deathstar.
Official Party Business
Marius felt the need to indoctrinate a newcomer to Redbreast whiskey and then decided to cleanse the rest of the table of their sins. I remember the last time I tasted this whiskey, for the good of those in attendance, I didn’t have the same experience.
I immediately castigated PapaRyan for not consulting the rest of the group to contract cancer. Had we been asked, the answer would have been no, it’s not the cool-hip thing to do. Fortunately, he got a modular strain and is on the mend. He’s off the hook…for now.
Post-Party Business
An early, mild veggie meal couldn't hold up to the vitamin G intake, which necessitated more food. Wendy's construction obstruction meant the closest alternative was "Pluckers" [wing place] where it was Tiajuana Thursday which meant $2 Tecate or $2.50 for other Mexican brews. However, something else would further cement Thursday as a night slated for this establishment.
Quetzie yelled out, “It’s Gina Montana!”. While it wasn’t, this was a curly, dark- haired Latina in waitress training that grabbed our attention. Curly, dark- haired women drive me nuts. I’m going to have to figure out how NOT to make it creepy when I go back but women like her are few and far between. I know my luck. It’s not going to be good.
Ludicrous Meeting Statistics
Appetizer mooching: 0
Free Pint: 0
Aussie rules drinking: 1
Aussiesploitation: Perceived
M60 Intivite: Casually forgotten
Flying knife: 1
Jameson shots: 1
Redbreast: Assaulted
Dark,Curly Hair Horn: Guilty
White Zinfindel: very fey, won’t mention who
Teapot: 0
Lost: 1
Scarface Chick: Creditline padding secured
Medelin Cartel Sandwich: 0
Riverdance Hoedown: 0
Ol' Gil Sighting: 1
Drained keg: 0
Foot fetish camera tradition: no snake, no feet
Irish Feng Shui: all patio action