I was bored so I searched the TV shows section of the pit for "lol". I didn't anticipate just how much I would find. I only got through the first three pages...
Sporking in bold.

( Badfic Ahoy! )

A few days after the season finale of Lost aired, I found a Sawyer/Kate fic. It's not that great. Story link: What Kind of Love Is This.

Sporking is in bold.

( Cut for length )

The fic this is from is actually pretty damn good, but there is one line that stopped me in my tracks:

.....and fulfill every sick, twisted fantasy that has crossed her mind in the last three years since she has met Benjamin Linus.

Like I said, it's just that one line. But still. Mind, gutter.

Wanted to quickly browse the Lost section of le pit, before the new episode plays across the pond and I have to avoid it again until Sunday.
A foolish mistake.

Just one summary from the front page, but I hope you're all as horrified as me.

Each character is going to get a spanking! Before I right the first chapter, I am going to need votes: Who should ( Read more... )

Another word search for Mary Sue. Gotta love defensive authors.

( I swear my OC isn't a Mary Sue... )

So, my fellow LOST fans may or may not know that there was yet ANOTHER one of those internet-to-real-life game things this past summer. This one focused on "recruiting" you for the Dharma Initiative, a major part of the show's mythology. Due to the economy and budget cuts, dear ol' ABC cut the funding on this little game. Instead of whatever ( Read more... )

I decided to brave the Pit and do a LOST summary search. The word of the day is 'Peanut Butter'. The summaries are in italics.

( And then there were peanuts )

You know how sometimes you find an author and you think 'why, in God's name, do you keep going? You've written 26 stories and more than half of them have no reviews at all and yet you keep going?'

Yeah, I found someone special today.

I need 400ccs of Love--STAT!
Doctors Unite! A smorgasboard of doctors, ranging from Doctor Who to Dr. Indiana ( Read more... )

I went to look for good B&S fanfic at the Pit (where I usually go to gawk at cringe-inducing House stories which I then MST without mercy), but should've known that was not going to be the case... Sporking in bold because it's a habit of mine.

Brothers, Sisters and Losties, a Brothers & Sisters fanfic

Summary: this fanfic involves two of my ( Read more... )

After reading and being amused by many sporkings here, I have decided that the time has come for me to try my own hand at sporking a badfic. This lovely piece comes to us today from that Pit of Unspeakable Horrors.

( A self-insert Mary Sue? In the Lost fandom? NEVER! )