First sporking... I bring a new fandom...
I went to look for good B&S fanfic at the Pit (where I usually go to gawk at cringe-inducing House stories which I then MST without mercy), but should've known that was not going to be the case... Sporking in bold because it's a habit of mine.
Brothers, Sisters and Losties, a Brothers & Sisters fanfic
Summary: this fanfic involves two of my favorites TV shows: Brothers & Sisters
and Lost .
Oh, joy. What's going to happen NOW, the Walkers on the island?
after kitty’s and Robert’s son suffers an accident,
Before he is even born,
the whole family
is there to support them, as they are hopping this nightnare be over soon.
Hopping? What are they doing, jumping around like kangaroos? And let's not talk about the nightNare.
A
doctor is there to confort them
CoMfort. And btw, where's the period?
Introductions:
Lost:
Jack Shepard
ShepPard
Kate Austen
Claire Littleton
Sayid Jarrah
Juliet Burke
Brothers & Sisters:
Sarah wheldon
Walker. They're divorced. Or White, if she got her new Fic!hubby's name
Joe Wheldon
Whedon. WHEDON. Like Joss - Buffy's Dad - Whedon.
Brian White (Sarah’s second husband)
Who doesn't exist.
Tommy Walker
Julia Walker
Rebeca Harper
Justin Walker
Kitty Walker
Erm... she's Kitty McCallister now.
Robert Mcalister
McCalLister
Kevin Walker
Jason Mcalister
see above
Nora Walker
Saul Holden
Faith Davis
Wait a minute, who's she?
Kids in this fic:
Chase Shepard (10) Jack & Kate
Diana Shepard (6) Jack & Kate
Deacon James Shepard (4) Jack & kate
Shepard is NOT Jack's surname.
Kady Walker (12) Tommy and Julia
Kady? What kind of a name is THAT?
Elizabeth Walker (5)Tommy and Julia
William Walker II(5) Tommy and Julia
Max Mcalister (5) kitty and Robert
Cody Mcalister (3) kitty and Robert
Again with the botched surname! And, is it too much of an effort to capitalize Kitty's name? I can understand she's a little annoying, but still..
Cooper Wheldon (10) Sarah & Joe
And yet again.
Paige Weldon (14) Sarah & Joe
WihtWhite (2) Sarah & Brian
I beg your pardon? This rivals KayGreg from the Wilson Changes Gender and Religion House FailFic!
Lilly Walker (1) Jason and Kevin
Not that I don't like Jason, but what about Scotty? And just to know, why in 99% of the fics where gay couples adopt a child (both canon and slash couples) the child is a girl? I mean, only the Eureka fic 'Home Is Where The Heart Is' has the couple (Jack and Nathan in that case) having adopted a son...
Alex Walker (4 months) Justin and Faith
Ah, she's Justin's fake wife.
A/N: In this fic Tommy isn’t steril
Of course, there's still the option he could be sterilE.
and justin is married, same fot sarah and
William II survived (I OWN THEM, REST NOT MINE!)
This sentence above for the fail!
Part 2:
Family Dinner
I just hope that all chapters aren't titled 'Family' Something.
It was 6: 00 pm and the table wasn’t ready yet , Nora Walker walked into the
living room with a baket full of flowers to place as a centerpiece at the table,
Can someone tell me what a 'baket' is?
suddenly the door bell rang
A wolf howled. A maid screamed.
“coming!” she shouted as she reached the door missing the period on her way
“hi mom” Sarah geeted her with a bottle of wine in hand and the kids behind her
What the Hell? Sarah's a goose now?
“grandma!” whit shouted and threw himself to her leg
Nora was understandably grossed out and wondered exactly what her daughter and her new husband were teaching their kids.
“hey grams” cooper said with less excitement
shown by the lack of capitalization of either 'Grams' or Cooper's name.
“need help?” paige asked hugging her
I can not understand how can Paige help Nora by hugging her.
“where is Brian?” Nora asked
“he had and emergency at work” sarah said picking up Whit “he’ll be here soon”
This is NOT Sarah; she may be a little - ok, a lot - dull, but she's not THIS dull.
As the kids where settled watching tv in the living room, Nora asked sarah about
her less favorite subject: Work
“it’s fine, we’re making a lot of progress lately
Let's not talk about the fact that work is capitalized while Sarah's name isn't...
“that’s great” her mother said calmly
“yeah well.. I do what I can”
An hour later everyone was sitting at the now extra- extended table, the kids
next to their parents, well except for Alex who kept bouncing up and down her
mother’s lap
Hyphens, exclamation points, question marks... everything but normal full stops. Why?
“you sure you shold do that?” Jason asked faith and she nooded
She WHAT?
“Kiity used to do that with Max , every single day”
But KITTY didn't...
Robert said smiling at his
wife
Who didn't answer.
“uncle Tommy?” Cooper said
“yeah?” he asked
“I Was thinking… that maybe I could help you in the vineyard next week?” he
asked hopping for a positive answer
These Walkers are kinda jumpy, don't you think?
“I think he’ll ne more than glad if you help him coop” Julia said happily
“sure bud, anytime” Tommy assured him with a wink
“cool” he said and went back to his food
“hey paige didn’t you have something to say?” Brian said looking at Sarah
“yei! P is gonna make an anoucement !” With said impatiencetly
Okay…” paige breathed deeply “ here it goes: I GOT AN SCHOOLARSHIP!”
"Not in English, I hope," Justin Walker commented sardonically.
Everyone burst into aplause, including the little ones
“to paige!” saul said rasing his glass “ because she’s as competitive as her
mother!”
That really sucks and is not a Saul toast.
Besides, where are the Lost characters, and what the Hell has this to do with the plot?
Aand, just for kicks, some Texas Chainsaw Massacre summaries from the Pit (and most of them write about the Goddamn REMAKE! Not only fanbrats, but for the WRONG movie, too. *still wonders how people can think Jessica Biel is an actress, when she is to acting what Yoko Ono was to the Beatles*)
Those Were The Days
(rated PG 13 for later inappropriate material) Ever wonder how Leatherface spent his horrid high school days with sluts, bullies, and teens constantly laughing in his face? Poor, poor Thomas...
Ah... Just Another Teen Movie, starring PodLeatherface. All things considered... I think he NEVER went to school. And what's the point in making a big loser (Gunnar Hansen's Leatherface would kill Andrew Bryniarski (sp?) 's ninny version in two chainsaw slashes flat) an EVEN BIGGER ONE?
CHAPTER 4 FINALLY UP! HIP HIP HOORAY!
Oh. My. God.
This one just for the title...
The Real Texas Chainsaw Massare
And for the summary...
A documentry about what really happened
And from the same author...
like grammar or punctuation, or - why not? - common sense
post it in reviews and i will add to the story.
Something inane.
And when we DO get one fic about the crazy, CRAZY Sawyer bunch that put poor old Sally in the looney bin forever, THIS is what we get:
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 5
A simple story.If you want to add anything
The Hitch Hiker
this is about the hitch hiker... u no, the crazy one... i messed up on it a bit, i just noticed as i read through it, lol,
Oh, that really entices me to read your story, yeah.
so yeah sorry if its confusing.i added the ending
But not the grammar
so please r&r!
A new bunch ready to get chainsawed ten ways to Sunday is here:
Leather and Lace Straps
This title is disturbing, and not in a good, creepy way.
Jeanette Lucky Ruelle
But her friends call her Mary Sue
and a few of her friends are on a trip through Texas. They hit a cow
And this summary makes me HAVE a cow.
and stumble onto the worst nightmare ever imagined.
This story?
yes this sounds like every other story written.
Nice of you to admit it.
Lucky is an unusual girl whos life changes in a strange way.
If she is 'life changes in a strange way' you bet your sorry, remake lovin' ass she's unusual.
And here:
Timeless Blood Massacre
Young, beautiful, and taken.
Why do I have a feeling this is the author?
This girl loves road trips, but this particular one she goes to will question her thoughts on friends.
But not her thoughts on Seinfeld. Besides, you go on a road trip, not to.
Who are real ones and who are the fakes?
Here's a clue... check if they're breathing.
Her boyfriend, Damien is willing to risk it all for her safety.
Great spoiler, lady!
And for the SK Groupie Hall Of Shame...
Magic Stars
the stars aren't just good to look at, watch as they bring two people ridiculed by the world together,
But liked by everybody apart
to experiance something they never knew!....Thomas Hewitt x OC....R&R
This makes me scared about writing my own TCM story (an AU in which Sally and Pam end up being the first 'guests' of Leatherface instead of Pam and Kirk) because, really, if THOSE are what pass for stories, what chance would mine have?
Aand... there are also fics for the Hitcher remake, and since the movie is made of FAIL (anyone who says differently is SORELY MISTAKEN) the fics - which pair Grace Mary Sue Andrews (watch the movie and you'll see what a Canon Mary Sue looks like) and JOHN RYDER.... and, in one particularly demented occasion, a friend of Grace's - though I'd give it a bonus point because Grace is KILLED.
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Brothers, Sisters and Losties, a Brothers & Sisters fanfic
Summary: this fanfic involves two of my favorites TV shows: Brothers & Sisters
and Lost .
Oh, joy. What's going to happen NOW, the Walkers on the island?
after kitty’s and Robert’s son suffers an accident,
Before he is even born,
the whole family
is there to support them, as they are hopping this nightnare be over soon.
Hopping? What are they doing, jumping around like kangaroos? And let's not talk about the nightNare.
A
doctor is there to confort them
CoMfort. And btw, where's the period?
Introductions:
Lost:
Jack Shepard
ShepPard
Kate Austen
Claire Littleton
Sayid Jarrah
Juliet Burke
Brothers & Sisters:
Sarah wheldon
Walker. They're divorced. Or White, if she got her new Fic!hubby's name
Joe Wheldon
Whedon. WHEDON. Like Joss - Buffy's Dad - Whedon.
Brian White (Sarah’s second husband)
Who doesn't exist.
Tommy Walker
Julia Walker
Rebeca Harper
Justin Walker
Kitty Walker
Erm... she's Kitty McCallister now.
Robert Mcalister
McCalLister
Kevin Walker
Jason Mcalister
see above
Nora Walker
Saul Holden
Faith Davis
Wait a minute, who's she?
Kids in this fic:
Chase Shepard (10) Jack & Kate
Diana Shepard (6) Jack & Kate
Deacon James Shepard (4) Jack & kate
Shepard is NOT Jack's surname.
Kady Walker (12) Tommy and Julia
Kady? What kind of a name is THAT?
Elizabeth Walker (5)Tommy and Julia
William Walker II(5) Tommy and Julia
Max Mcalister (5) kitty and Robert
Cody Mcalister (3) kitty and Robert
Again with the botched surname! And, is it too much of an effort to capitalize Kitty's name? I can understand she's a little annoying, but still..
Cooper Wheldon (10) Sarah & Joe
And yet again.
Paige Weldon (14) Sarah & Joe
WihtWhite (2) Sarah & Brian
I beg your pardon? This rivals KayGreg from the Wilson Changes Gender and Religion House FailFic!
Lilly Walker (1) Jason and Kevin
Not that I don't like Jason, but what about Scotty? And just to know, why in 99% of the fics where gay couples adopt a child (both canon and slash couples) the child is a girl? I mean, only the Eureka fic 'Home Is Where The Heart Is' has the couple (Jack and Nathan in that case) having adopted a son...
Alex Walker (4 months) Justin and Faith
Ah, she's Justin's fake wife.
A/N: In this fic Tommy isn’t steril
Of course, there's still the option he could be sterilE.
and justin is married, same fot sarah and
William II survived (I OWN THEM, REST NOT MINE!)
This sentence above for the fail!
Part 2:
Family Dinner
I just hope that all chapters aren't titled 'Family' Something.
It was 6: 00 pm and the table wasn’t ready yet , Nora Walker walked into the
living room with a baket full of flowers to place as a centerpiece at the table,
Can someone tell me what a 'baket' is?
suddenly the door bell rang
A wolf howled. A maid screamed.
“coming!” she shouted as she reached the door missing the period on her way
“hi mom” Sarah geeted her with a bottle of wine in hand and the kids behind her
What the Hell? Sarah's a goose now?
“grandma!” whit shouted and threw himself to her leg
Nora was understandably grossed out and wondered exactly what her daughter and her new husband were teaching their kids.
“hey grams” cooper said with less excitement
shown by the lack of capitalization of either 'Grams' or Cooper's name.
“need help?” paige asked hugging her
I can not understand how can Paige help Nora by hugging her.
“where is Brian?” Nora asked
“he had and emergency at work” sarah said picking up Whit “he’ll be here soon”
This is NOT Sarah; she may be a little - ok, a lot - dull, but she's not THIS dull.
As the kids where settled watching tv in the living room, Nora asked sarah about
her less favorite subject: Work
“it’s fine, we’re making a lot of progress lately
Let's not talk about the fact that work is capitalized while Sarah's name isn't...
“that’s great” her mother said calmly
“yeah well.. I do what I can”
An hour later everyone was sitting at the now extra- extended table, the kids
next to their parents, well except for Alex who kept bouncing up and down her
mother’s lap
Hyphens, exclamation points, question marks... everything but normal full stops. Why?
“you sure you shold do that?” Jason asked faith and she nooded
She WHAT?
“Kiity used to do that with Max , every single day”
But KITTY didn't...
Robert said smiling at his
wife
Who didn't answer.
“uncle Tommy?” Cooper said
“yeah?” he asked
“I Was thinking… that maybe I could help you in the vineyard next week?” he
asked hopping for a positive answer
These Walkers are kinda jumpy, don't you think?
“I think he’ll ne more than glad if you help him coop” Julia said happily
“sure bud, anytime” Tommy assured him with a wink
“cool” he said and went back to his food
“hey paige didn’t you have something to say?” Brian said looking at Sarah
“yei! P is gonna make an anoucement !” With said impatiencetly
Okay…” paige breathed deeply “ here it goes: I GOT AN SCHOOLARSHIP!”
"Not in English, I hope," Justin Walker commented sardonically.
Everyone burst into aplause, including the little ones
“to paige!” saul said rasing his glass “ because she’s as competitive as her
mother!”
That really sucks and is not a Saul toast.
Besides, where are the Lost characters, and what the Hell has this to do with the plot?
Aand, just for kicks, some Texas Chainsaw Massacre summaries from the Pit (and most of them write about the Goddamn REMAKE! Not only fanbrats, but for the WRONG movie, too. *still wonders how people can think Jessica Biel is an actress, when she is to acting what Yoko Ono was to the Beatles*)
Those Were The Days
(rated PG 13 for later inappropriate material) Ever wonder how Leatherface spent his horrid high school days with sluts, bullies, and teens constantly laughing in his face? Poor, poor Thomas...
Ah... Just Another Teen Movie, starring PodLeatherface. All things considered... I think he NEVER went to school. And what's the point in making a big loser (Gunnar Hansen's Leatherface would kill Andrew Bryniarski (sp?) 's ninny version in two chainsaw slashes flat) an EVEN BIGGER ONE?
CHAPTER 4 FINALLY UP! HIP HIP HOORAY!
Oh. My. God.
This one just for the title...
The Real Texas Chainsaw Massare
And for the summary...
A documentry about what really happened
And from the same author...
like grammar or punctuation, or - why not? - common sense
post it in reviews and i will add to the story.
Something inane.
And when we DO get one fic about the crazy, CRAZY Sawyer bunch that put poor old Sally in the looney bin forever, THIS is what we get:
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 5
A simple story.If you want to add anything
The Hitch Hiker
this is about the hitch hiker... u no, the crazy one... i messed up on it a bit, i just noticed as i read through it, lol,
Oh, that really entices me to read your story, yeah.
so yeah sorry if its confusing.i added the ending
But not the grammar
so please r&r!
A new bunch ready to get chainsawed ten ways to Sunday is here:
Leather and Lace Straps
This title is disturbing, and not in a good, creepy way.
Jeanette Lucky Ruelle
But her friends call her Mary Sue
and a few of her friends are on a trip through Texas. They hit a cow
And this summary makes me HAVE a cow.
and stumble onto the worst nightmare ever imagined.
This story?
yes this sounds like every other story written.
Nice of you to admit it.
Lucky is an unusual girl whos life changes in a strange way.
If she is 'life changes in a strange way' you bet your sorry, remake lovin' ass she's unusual.
And here:
Timeless Blood Massacre
Young, beautiful, and taken.
Why do I have a feeling this is the author?
This girl loves road trips, but this particular one she goes to will question her thoughts on friends.
But not her thoughts on Seinfeld. Besides, you go on a road trip, not to.
Who are real ones and who are the fakes?
Here's a clue... check if they're breathing.
Her boyfriend, Damien is willing to risk it all for her safety.
Great spoiler, lady!
And for the SK Groupie Hall Of Shame...
Magic Stars
the stars aren't just good to look at, watch as they bring two people ridiculed by the world together,
But liked by everybody apart
to experiance something they never knew!....Thomas Hewitt x OC....R&R
This makes me scared about writing my own TCM story (an AU in which Sally and Pam end up being the first 'guests' of Leatherface instead of Pam and Kirk) because, really, if THOSE are what pass for stories, what chance would mine have?
Aand... there are also fics for the Hitcher remake, and since the movie is made of FAIL (anyone who says differently is SORELY MISTAKEN) the fics - which pair Grace Mary Sue Andrews (watch the movie and you'll see what a Canon Mary Sue looks like) and JOHN RYDER.... and, in one particularly demented occasion, a friend of Grace's - though I'd give it a bonus point because Grace is KILLED.
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