I was bored so I searched the TV shows section of the pit for "lol". I didn't anticipate just how much I would find. I only got through the first three pages...
Sporking in bold.

( Badfic Ahoy! )

I spork, therefore I am open to sporking.

Inspired by other great sporkers here, I believe it's only fair that if I'm going to spork, there should be spork-reciprocity. The first fics I wrote were at the grand old age of 11 and in the X-Files fandom. Since the Gossamer archive will never die, these will remain always to haunt me. Huzzah.

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I was going to spork one of the multitude of Star Wars fanfics at the Pit that is so disgustingly cutesy that it causes diabetic comas, but the summaries alone were starting to make me violently ill. So I decided to do more summaries instead (at least until the urge to vomit subsides).

Word: tragic. I find it very appropriate.

( TRAGEDY STRIKES!!1 )

Query: Charlie the Unicorn
Result: some of the worst crossover ideas in the history of bad crossovers.

( fresh hell this way )

What can I say? I was bored.

BONES

He Didn't
The way the sunlight gleamed on her auburn hair made him want to lose his fingers in the shiny strands. But he didn’t."

Thank god! It'd be a bitch to try to shoot a gun after he lost his fingers. Also, what the hell is inside her hair? A bear trap?

( Click for summary and title sporkage for Bones, House, X-Files and Twilight. Yes, I even braved the Just In section for Twilight. )

"Mulder and Scully investigate reports of a snowman during a missing persons case."

Frosty has apparently gone berserk.

I'm stuck in a motel because the power at our house (and thus our heat source) is out due to two feet of snow (the average for our area in a year is maybe an inch or two), and I'm back inthe X-Files fandom pretty hard, so obviously I'm going through a lot of fanfic at the moment. This summary caught my eye.

Champaign Supernova
SUMMARY: "And maybe, ( Read more... )

I was looking at X-Files fanfic and found a really out of character one. I already ranted about it over at fanficrants because it was so ridiculous. Sporking in bold, as usual. www.fanfiction.net/s/4656113/1/Maybe_Someday

( Click here for my X-Files sporking... )

I decided to do a one word search for "twins", but just stuck with TV shows.

( So many twin badfics... )

I'm jumping on the 
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