I was dreaming about something, who the hell knows, and then I woke up from a sound sleep because there was this HORRIBLE STENCH. As Chuck would understand, "a foul and mysterious odor." (Be wary, of very scary, hairy Larry.) I sat bolt upright. I sleep on the second floor with the windows open to the front, and drifting in was the unmistakable ( Read more... )

WHO WANTS SOME KARFLUKI?

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1. Bruce Lee plays ping-pong with a nunchuck. It's Bad. Ass ( Read more... )

1. Sometimes when your kid is doing an overnighter at her grandparents, you go to bed at 3 and wake up at 2:43. And then IT IS TIME FOR BIB FORTUNA.


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1. My pierogie class for tomorrow was canceled, due to lack of interest. I feel sad inside. Meh. That's okay though, because my mom is taking the kid tonight. Like taking her and she is spending the night ( Read more... )

1. Putting the kidlet to bed, and she starts counting people on her fingers, which is how Joan-ma did it to list all of the people who were coming to her birthday party. So it used to be: "Steve and Emily and Chuck, and Dana…" etc. Now it was the following:

Her: Unca Jer, and a-Steve, and a shark and Dana.
Me: A shark? Really?
Her: Ohhhhh yeah ( Read more... )

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1. So I had this dream that I had been rehired by my old school district, and when I went for orientation, there were a bunch of new teachers in my department, along with the old ones. And of course, even though I had worked there before, I didn't have seniority, so I didn't get a room. And then when I went to the planning room for all the ( Read more... )

Before we start, this mofo is huge ( Read more... )

1. I am both repulsed and intrigued. And hungry.

2. We have issues:

Amand-r: I bet Rhys is the occasional cuddler.
Foxy: Rhys, yeah.
Amand-r: with his massive bear paws.
Foxy: MAUL MAUL MAUL
Amand-r: he and Jack should get into one of those girly slap fights with their giant man hands. It'd be like if you and I strapped tennis rackets on our ( Read more... )

1. mrsalemp rescued a set of Swainson's Hawks and named one of them Captain Jack Hawkness. It's pretty sweet, except that the second one, whom she almost named Ianto, died (he was pretty hurt when they rescued and turned him over,TBF), and now Jack apparently has West Nile Virus and refuses to eat. OH MY GOD THE PARALLELS (that I drew in my head in the ( Read more... )