I'm just browsing through wedding pictures and wanted to say this (but didn't know where else to put it): wearing pants for the wedding was 1000% the correct choice. I didn't doubt it much, but there were a few moments of worry here and there. But goddamn, I look fucking awesome. (And surprisingly flat in the vest, too, which is weird.) So, yeah. ( Read more... )

I may seriously be THE WORST surprise gifter ever. I pick out awesome presents, find just the right time and way to give them...and then get so excited that I spoil it all by blowing my load early. Every damn time. Giving presents is like crack to me, and knowing that I'm sitting on a gift that could make someone happy just kills me ( Read more... )

I have never been ( Read more... )

When I was 7 or 8 I had trouble sleeping because I was sure that at any minute I might wake up and find that I was actually a baby, or an old person, and my life was not mine at all. I've been having the same feeling lately; not at bedtime, but almost all the time. Tonight I even had a premonition that I would die tomorrow...get hit by a car or ( Read more... )

Holy crap.

( Life, the Universe, and Everything )

I think I have discovered something about myself. I don't know if it's recent or if it's kinda always been lurking ( Read more... )

It's amazing how we can judge the fuck out of the actions of someone we hate, but turn a blind eye when a dear friend commits an identical crime. I'm so much more willing to accept simple human weaknesses from someone I like.

I'm getting antsy in my girl-skin...but I'm not unhappy. Just itchy. I'm not sure what this means.

Also I need a haircut.

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I have been tripping on deja-vu all day at work. Also, the song "Hallelujah" (especially Rufus Wainwright's version) has come up multiple times in completely unrelated conversations with seperate people ( Read more... )