I sold my first item ever on eBay! Now I'm only like ten years behind the times! Yay ( Read more... )

Right after I pulled into the Toyota service center I heard what sounded suspiciously like the Good Eats theme, albeit tinkly and tinny. When I turned around I saw a catering truck going by, plain white with just CATERING printed in black letters on the side, the source of the music ( Read more... )

The woman I had today at Aquatic Rehab was named Marina. Har, har ( Read more... )

I've just spent the last several days figuring out "May cause dizziness" on my latest prescription candy really means "May cause you to almost black out and start hyperventilating if standing for more than two minutes at a stretch." FUCK ( Read more... )

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