HURGITY

[zombiehamster]

I've just spent the last several days figuring out "May cause dizziness" on my latest prescription candy really means "May cause you to almost black out and start hyperventilating if standing for more than two minutes at a stretch." FUCK

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[yamo]

Winners Don't Do Standing Up

- William S. Sessions, FBI

[pissed_on_lime]

Grrrr...inconsiderate neighbors suck donkey balls. Parking is a bitch where I live. Sometimes people like to play bumper cars! Luckily for me, I'm out on the patio a lot and have seen it in action... followed by a LOUD "What the fuck do you think you're doing?!?!"

Yeah... I'm not afraid to yell at idiots.