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Yesterday I had oral surgery to drill my brand spanking new implant into my upper jaw. Penny kept sitting and standing up every hour or less until I gave in and coslept around 530am, so of course the neighbors chose this day to have the fucking tree trimmers with their chainsaws and wood chipper come out around 730am. Half my face is swollen and ( Read more... )

When you read this you're tagged! Take a picture of you in your current state, no changing your clothes or quickly putting on makeup. NO PHOTOSHOP. Show your F-List the Real You!


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Just got my braces off after 2.5 years! Still rockin' the Amy Winehouse toothless look on one side until the implant goes in, but WOOT


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Penelope Joan
September 20th, 2009 at 9:36pm
6 lb 5 oz and 19.5 inches

And a very, very tired mommy, though I finally only today no longer look like Helena Bonham Carter.


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But then I don't have much in life to brag about, so I'm going to toot my own horn (because ain't no one else gonna toot it for you, girlie):

FLAP FLAP

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Turning 30 wasn't terribly traumatic. I kept thinking we should do something special, since it's Oh Shit I'm Thirty and all, like go down to San Diego and Mexico or something but in the end I just didn't feel like it. It wasn't that big a deal and money saved and all that. So Beardo cooked me yummy cranberry pancakes and sausage, and I baked me ( Read more... )

Yay! Eighty pounds gone. Still not done, but working on it. I'm almost down to my lowest adult weight. I'm already less than I was for most of high school. Sadly I am not as fit as I was then, so even if I weigh less I don't look much like it because of the loose skin. I bought two new bras today, the smallest I've ever worn, a D cup (whereas ( Read more... )