Yes I am a braggart
But then I don't have much in life to brag about, so I'm going to toot my own horn (because ain't no one else gonna toot it for you, girlie):
FLAP FLAP
BEWBS
Size 14 jeans, size L tops (and a strapless bra because I was also trying on a dress that I discovered was made for Flat Girls, among which I am not numbered). Almost there! Fuck a BMI chart anyway, that shit's outdated. I'm already just in the "overweight" category, which is JUST FINE with me.
FLAP FLAP
BEWBS
Size 14 jeans, size L tops (and a strapless bra because I was also trying on a dress that I discovered was made for Flat Girls, among which I am not numbered). Almost there! Fuck a BMI chart anyway, that shit's outdated. I'm already just in the "overweight" category, which is JUST FINE with me.