Penelope Joan
September 20th, 2009 at 9:36pm
6 lb 5 oz and 19.5 inches

And a very, very tired mommy, though I finally only today no longer look like Helena Bonham Carter.


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After all the fussing, apparently Baby Beardo likes being where she is after all. I certainly wasn't expecting to get this far what with all the irritable uterus and crampy bullshit. Doc says I'm progressing, the baby has come down so her head is engaged and all my girly bits are starting to spread like they're supposed to, but the contractions ( Read more... )

But then I don't have much in life to brag about, so I'm going to toot my own horn (because ain't no one else gonna toot it for you, girlie):

FLAP FLAP

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My mommy arrives tomorrow for an almost-week-long visit. Yay ( Read more... )

Today has been a very good day thus far: Beardo and I went for a walk around 4am whereby I got to pet a new (to me) neighborhood calico kitty I have dubbed Mrs Tuttlesworth (Mrs Imelda Tuttlesworth, if you want to know her full name, not to be confused with the next door neighbors' cats Ms Vivian Pickles or Mr Algernon Dimples), followed by a foray ( Read more... )

Beardo brought up something interesting last night: he pointed out that I've now lived in California for the majority of my adult life. Over six years now. Freaky.

I moved out of my parents house a month before my 19th birthday, moved out here a few months after my 23rd. Now I'm 29. Freaky.I'm still on my hating-the-internet kick, haven't been ( Read more... )

I thought I lost this icon forever. I just found it in some random directory on my hard drive. I haven't read Strongbad in ages but still.

YAY whitedove1!!!!!!!

Am I the last person left in America that does NOT think that 9/11 was an inside job, that TEH JOOS are NOT running all the banks, that the OMG NEW WORLD ORDER (not the wrestlers) are NOT taking over the world and that the Freemasons/Illuminati/Skull & Bones/other SEKRET SOSITY LOL are NOT part of that New World Order ( Read more... )

I just went back and tagged EVERY FUCKING ENTRY over the last six years. I used to post multiple times a day, every day. Ack ( Read more... )

Thank you for not spoiling Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for me. I have now completed the book and you are all free to go about your normal business.

Seriously, thanks. I'm not a rabid fan but I do like to keep any surprises in check until the proper denouement.