A part of me is missing when we don't talk :(

So there is apparently a new drug cocktail going around the mid-west called ‘Cheese’. Basically it’s a combination of cold medicine and black tar heroin ( Read more... )

You know it's next to impossible to let somebody know that you really understand how they feel, and sound like you mean it. Because when you tell them, they are usually wearing panties, and you are usually trying to get your hands in said panties, or around them, or anywhere in the vicinity ( Read more... )

It's going to come. It's not here yet, but I can feel it creeping up on me. Like the head lights of on comming traffic on a windy mountain road--the hang over that will finally bloody kill me!

You can try fight it with Advil, or.. heroin. But try as you must, it's inevitable.

So let me just say this, if you haven't seen Naked in New York then ( Read more... )

Alright, I am a belligerent drunk, and I am sorry. I don't remember much, but let me say this-whatever part I played in your discomfort-I apologize. And I didn't mean to tell-you out right-that you can't have her, (which of course you can't, so piss off!) I am usually more suave than that. I guess I was just being a dick at your expense. She's not ( Read more... )

Hу вот, еще один год проебал!


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You know how people say living well is the best revenge ( Read more... )

When really drunk don't hang around the girl you want to sleep with because you are still hung up on her.

It will only make you feel angry.

I don't understand it when people try to use the girls from your past against you. Not really against you, but in that I-know-a-secret-about-you sort of way ( Read more... )

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