Oct 03, 2009 13:41
You know how people say living well is the best revenge?
That's not really what they mean.
What they really mean is I hope you get fat, ugly, and pregnant!
Since people usually mingle amongst others of their own caliber, chances are nobody is going to end up having their arm cut off because they didn't notice the gangrene set in during a heroin induced bliss.
But fat, ugly, and pregnant? Now you got a fighting chance at smiling and letting "I told you so" escape your breath.