Lately several people have commented on the fact that I am a lot nicer online than I am in real life. One of the words used was--reserved--but they were just being polite. What they meant to say is I am an asshole in real life.

Man.

It's true that you don't know me really well. You see you totally misread me.
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I know there are a lot of reasons I should be glad that YouTube exists.
This is one of them.

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In retrospect what ever happened was just the misguided messed-up acting out of a boy and a girl who both have one too many issues.

Come.

You know in the end I think you can never really know what happens between two people. Especially behind closed doors. Because no matter how many sides of the story you hear, you can never really sort it out.

Especially if they used to date. Triple if they used to sleep together.

I once went out with a girl who was studying quantum physics.

At dinner I asked her to explain how gravity works. Not what it is, not how it behaves, but how it works. She first talked herself in circles, then some time between the entree and dessert, she called me an asshole and stormed out.

We were talking about drugs ( Read more... )

Eye candy for the dirty mind with a sweet tooth.

Whatever happened to cunniling_hush?

Did they close then open again? Shit...

My laptop charger broke. It's really hateful; the cable won't work no matter how much I twist it. Except right now. It's playing tricks on me. In this horrible uncomfortable position it suddenly works. It's hateful because it really exemplifies the human condition. We get so damn used and content with life's little comforts, that anything ( Read more... )

That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty.. You fall half in love with them..

You know that moment when you do something horribly inappropriate, because you are a dim-witted belligerent drunk? And you are not quiet embarrassed yet, but you can already see tomorrow's embarrassment?

Why doesn’t it work the other way?

Why can’t you see the day you’ll laugh about how young and stupid you once were?

Why?