Well, well, looks like its the old tri...quen... centential... is that right? What's 150? Anyway... I have made myself sit the *explative* down and write on this thing. I mean, what the heck have I been up to? I finally FINALLY moved to the other restaurant, 25 Degrees. I dont have to get up at 5:45 in the *explative* morning anymore! It ( Read more... )

So I have a job. Crazy huh? I work as a food runner at a restaurant in a hotel. Basically I just take food out to tables when its ready. I guess the waiters cant be bothered. But, hey Im not complaining. Although it is infinately more difficult than it needs to be. Its like some idiotic Tetris game. Not only am I expected to know what table ( Read more... )

I was checking Facebook today, mostly just to delete people who have wronged me in some way or people I shouldnt have added in the first place hahahahahahaha. Anyway, I had a bunch of dudes from high school on there and these are people I was "friends" with in the psuedo-social community we constructed for ourselvess in that weird place, but haven ( Read more... )

So, once again I fail to update nearly enough. I've got so much to tell and complain about too. I don't even know where to begin. I could tell the girl story, but I tell too many of those already. Besides, I'm supposed to make myself appear to be a "guy" and not care what girls think of me, right? I guess I've just got the sensitive gene. ( Read more... )

I went to IHOP tonight because I decided I don't take enough dumps during the day. I dont know what it is about eating breakfast, but it goes through me like... crap through a duck? I think I heard that somewhere. But it's fun, after I get done its a race to get home in time. And if it's during one of the weeks when I dont have an assigned ( Read more... )

Turns out my last name means "to party" in Czech. Anyone who knows me should find that fairly hilarious. I mean, Im down with partying, yo. Dont get me wrong. Its just Im not really known for my partying or anything. If I was some lamp-shade wearing, undergarments-dancing, party animal it would be a lot more fitting. However, a long time ago ( Read more... )

Okay, before you get all excited, I didn't meet Dane Cook. If I had, there would be exclamation points after his name. This is just an entry about the man and myspace. So, he has a myspace profile which is pretty cool. I mean, most famous/celebrity people who have myspace profiles aren't real. At least I don't think they are. I mean, I don't ( Read more... )

So me and my roommates go to this bar the other night called The Burghandy Room which was this totally lame Psychobilly Bar in Hollywood. You go in there and there are these red lights but you cant see a damn thing. So we go stand outside for a little bit and who do I see but this guy who looks a lot like Johnny Knoxville. My roommates are like ( Read more... )

So listen to this shit. I call up Pizza Hut because I dig their pizza and wanted one. I call em and this is the conversation ( Read more... )

So first of all, Lost blew my fucking mind tonight. I mean, nothing major happened, but its just so cool! I love that show. It's beyond description. I want to be on it so bad. That would rock. I wanted to complain about something else tonight, but I'm so tired that I won't do a very good job and it will just make me seem kindof sad and ( Read more... )