#144
I went to IHOP tonight because I decided I don't take enough dumps during the day. I dont know what it is about eating breakfast, but it goes through me like... crap through a duck? I think I heard that somewhere. But it's fun, after I get done its a race to get home in time. And if it's during one of the weeks when I dont have an assigned parking space, theres no telling how long it will take me to find one. Good times. So whilst at this IHOP I see a Hispanic youngster wearing what I thought to be a cool Simpsons shirt. It had Jimbo and the other two less well-known hooligans from the show with Teamwork written under it. I says, "Hey, man. I like your shirt," to him. I thought "Thank You" in Spanish was "Gracias". I had no idea it was actually "Fuck you, punto." Such strange customs in LA... Man, my Spanish teachers in college didn't know anything! Well now that I know I'm sure my trip to Mexico will be much more enjoyable!