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wizardwhodidit

Entry 1,000,000,002

Mar 02, 2009 14:28

Hey, adventurers! Especially Black Mage!

I've got a fantastic, highly-rewarding, world-saving quest that needs questin'. I'm taking applicants starting immediately. No prior experience required.

raspberyl, black mage, nia, asuka, izuna, etna, gordon, almaz, sarge, laron

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yougongetsarged March 2 2009, 22:56:20 UTC

What kind of rewards are there?

wizardwhodidit March 3 2009, 00:06:39 UTC

Lots of stuff. Take this oversized Blue Flag, for instance.

yougongetsarged March 3 2009, 00:08:12 UTC

*somewhere, for some reason, a cash register sound effect goes KA-CHING*

What do you want me to do?

wizardwhodidit March 3 2009, 00:08:48 UTC

Orbs.

I want you to find orbs.

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darkmastern March 2 2009, 23:18:43 UTC

W-world saving! That sounds awesome! What is it!

papercranelover March 2 2009, 23:26:29 UTC

*is standing behind Raspberyl, clasping her hands*
I can't believe it! M-maybe we'll even see a hero party forming!

darkmastern March 2 2009, 23:29:18 UTC

a-and it says no prior experience required, maybe they'll let us join the party too! do you know how our delinquent records would sky rocket if we became heroes!?

papercranelover March 2 2009, 23:32:47 UTC

..Y-you think we-we could...!

I don't think there's even a word for the level of delinquency you could archive, my Lady!

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heroicfanboy March 3 2009, 00:29:10 UTC

Is this... Anything like the last quest you gave me...?

wizardwhodidit March 3 2009, 00:30:52 UTC

Of course not! This one has measurable impact on the number of Quest Items in your inventory.

heroicfanboy March 3 2009, 00:46:53 UTC

[Thinks for a moment. Still not quite trustful.]

Well, I guess I could give it a try...

wizardwhodidit March 3 2009, 00:48:09 UTC

You'd better get moving. There's maybe four or five other adventurers already on the job, and I only have so many Quest Items.

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idkmybfflaharl March 3 2009, 01:07:11 UTC

Highly rewarding? What kind of reward are we talking about~?

wizardwhodidit March 3 2009, 01:11:21 UTC

What do you want? I'm flexible.

idkmybfflaharl March 3 2009, 01:24:00 UTC

Something decent if I'm going to waste my time on it. Money always works.

wizardwhodidit March 3 2009, 01:27:35 UTC

How about 1,000,000,000 HL?

*poof*

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icaststhespells March 3 2009, 02:13:23 UTC

No.

No.

A thousand times no.

wizardwhodidit March 3 2009, 02:14:46 UTC

I'm sure you'll like the quest reward for this one. It's [Black Mage's Left Kidney].

icaststhespells March 3 2009, 02:21:31 UTC

That's clearly my right kidnejagkhrsutgrtu.

wizardwhodidit March 3 2009, 02:33:14 UTC

Oh, did I get the wrong one? I could take the other one if you'd like.

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