Entry 1,000,000,002

[wizardwhodidit]

Hey, adventurers! Especially Black Mage!

I've got a fantastic, highly-rewarding, world-saving quest that needs questin'. I'm taking applicants starting immediately. No prior experience required.

Comments

[heroicfanboy]

Is this... Anything like the last quest you gave me...?

[wizardwhodidit]

Of course not! This one has measurable impact on the number of Quest Items in your inventory.

[heroicfanboy]

[Thinks for a moment. Still not quite trustful.]

Well, I guess I could give it a try...

[wizardwhodidit]

You'd better get moving. There's maybe four or five other adventurers already on the job, and I only have so many Quest Items.

[heroicfanboy]

I'm on it...

Umm, do you have any idea where I should start?

[wizardwhodidit]

Here's a good rule of thumb: If you're in a safe place, you're way off track.

[heroicfanboy]

I should've probably expected as much. I'll be back with those orbs as soon as I can. With the courage and love of a hero, this will be an easy quest to complete!

...I hope...