Hey, adventurers! Especially Black Mage!

I've got a fantastic, highly-rewarding, world-saving quest that needs questin'. I'm taking applicants starting immediately. No prior experience required.

Great, no, really, just wonderful. This is exactly how I wanted to spend my evening, trapped in another dimension.

No doubt someone can read this. Any of you adventurers? I've got a great quest for you, with a highly plot-relevant quest item as a reward.