Entry 1,000,000,002

[wizardwhodidit]

Hey, adventurers! Especially Black Mage!

I've got a fantastic, highly-rewarding, world-saving quest that needs questin'. I'm taking applicants starting immediately. No prior experience required.

Comments

[willninja4food]

No prior experience? I've got TONS of that!

I'm up for it!

[wizardwhodidit]

You'd better hurry. Competition's getting pretty fierce.

[willninja4food]

So, looking at the other threads, I just go and find some of these weird ball things, right?

I can do that!

[wizardwhodidit]

That's the gist of it. If you're feeling inhumanly altruistic, there was a smelly clown looking for meatshields earlier.

[oathofhonor]

Is the world in danger!?

[wizardwhodidit]

Frankly, it's a miracle that it hasn't been reduced to a fine atomic paste by its own inhabitants by now.

[oathofhonor]

Well if that's all that's wrong, the world's survived that up to now.

I thought there was some new danger.

[wizardwhodidit]

Sure, why not. There's one of those, too.

[moe_elemental]

What is this quest?

[wizardwhodidit]

Magical orbs! 110 of them. Get them before anybody else.

[moe_elemental]

If we are attempting to save the world, would it not make more sense for all of the adventurers to work together in this?

[wizardwhodidit]

Look, who's the eons-old sage with uncountable lifetimes of experience with quests here?

[37thdefender]

What? World saving! HAHA! Of course this is a job for the 37th DEFENDER of Earth!

[wizardwhodidit]

I suggest starting with the one at the bottom of the ocean.

[37thdefender]

T-The bottom of the Ocean!? I didn't even know there was an ocean in the Netherworld! What kind of place is that for a quest!! I'm a space hero, Not a SCUBA diver!!

[wizardwhodidit]

Did I mention that it's an ocean of magma?