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[wizardwhodidit]

Hey, adventurers! Especially Black Mage!

I've got a fantastic, highly-rewarding, world-saving quest that needs questin'. I'm taking applicants starting immediately. No prior experience required.

Comments

[darkmastern]

W-world saving! That sounds awesome! What is it!

[papercranelover]

*is standing behind Raspberyl, clasping her hands*
I can't believe it! M-maybe we'll even see a hero party forming!

[darkmastern]

a-and it says no prior experience required, maybe they'll let us join the party too! do you know how our delinquent records would sky rocket if we became heroes!?

[papercranelover]

..Y-you think we-we could...!

I don't think there's even a word for the level of delinquency you could archive, my Lady!

[wizardwhodidit]

Enough jabbering! Are you adventuring or not?

[darkmastern]

I'm confident we can adventure!

*she bows politely to him*

Yes sir! We would like to go on the quest!

[wizardwhodidit]

Good! Go collect all of the Elemental Orbs of the Netherworld, and bring them to me.

[papercranelover]

Of course, sir. It shall be an honor to undertake this quest.

*Asuka, too, bows. It hasn't occured to her yet how many orbs there are, or to ask where they might be*

[wizardwhodidit]

Great.

Start with Hydrogen.

[darkmastern]

Yes sir! We shall find the Hydrogen orb for you, and return it safely!

Oh, you said this would save the world.. What are we saving the world from? Oh! Is it a dragon! I've heard that dragons are fairly common when it comes to putting the world in danger!

[wizardwhodidit]

Sure! Yes! Lots of dragons!

Be advised that other people who may look suspiciously like adventurers are also after the orbs. If you encounter them, beat them within an inch of their lives.