[So whoever thought they were classy when they arrived at the Garden thought they were classy obviously hasn't arrived back on a dragon
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[Oh hey bby hey. I was waiting.]l3g1sl4t1ngAugust 9 2011, 07:45:49 UTC
You have mistaken me for a liar if you have to ask that. I do not lie. [What a lying bitch.]
If you mean if I am who I claim to be, then I assure you that no one else can ever pretend to be me. I have undeniable proof that I am who I claim to be.
Your text smells like mine and you use the number of the prophets. I think I like you already.
[I'm ready to learn teacher, please be gentle >;] ]offwth31rh34dsAugust 9 2011, 07:59:31 UTC
Y3S!! NOBODY 3LS3 UND3RST4NDS 4ND S4Y TH4T MY QU1RK 1S W31RD 1 DONT C4R3 WH4T TH3Y S4Y TH3 NUMB3RS OF TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS 4R3 1NMUT4BL3!! TH1S F4CT C4NNOT B3 D3N13D NOT 3V3N BY YOU NO OFF3NS3 >:]
TH3 TH1NG 1S 4FT3R WH4T 3R H4PP3NS TO YOU YOUV3 B3COM3 4 L3G3ND FOR US FL4RP3RS TH3 M4RK3T1NG D3P4RTM3NT W4S PR3TTY QU1CK TO M4K3 M3RCH4ND1S3 L1K3 YOUR OUTF1T 4ND PLUSHDOLLS OF PYR4LSP1T3, YOUR TRUSTY LUSUS! SO YOU COULD B3 F4K3!!! >:O
[Test the waters, Pyrope. How would the real Redglare respond to this?]
[Only if Justice was gentle. But Justice has to be thorough BT]l3g1sl4t1ngAugust 9 2011, 08:08:54 UTC
I am very much flattered to see someone type the numbers of the blind prophets. I am not allowed to because apparently it makes it difficult to read my messages and I have to be professional. Perhaps I pretend that I switch them though for my own amusement.
Plushdolls are cute and wonderful, but they will never even hold a miniscule candle of Justice to the real pyralsprite that I possess. The one and the same that had blinded the pirate's vision eightfold.
Or perhaps you would like to see my darling lusus in the flesh? Is that what you are interested in seeing? There is plenty of things I can say or show you if you wish for my legitimacy. A legislacerator always have concrete evidence and facts to back herself up. You jest if you did not think I can not back myself up.
actiooooon. also apologies for slow tags, lots of errands to run.ragesnakeAugust 9 2011, 16:34:49 UTC
[For whatever reason, Karkat was out by the Front Gate that morning when Redglare chose to make her admittedly impressive entrance. He wasn't really paying attention to where he was going or what he was doing, until he noticed the large, oddly-shaped shadow and looked up.]
[Oh things just kept getting funnier, lately.]
[As she descended and hopped off the Lusus, Karkat squared his shoulders a little and stood there, probably dumbly, looking somewhat like he was standing at attention. ...and then he slouched a little again and canted his head to the side.]
actiooooon. No problem bby <3l3g1sl4t1ngAugust 9 2011, 20:32:24 UTC
[Oh ho! You smell wonderful troll boy. And she knows you're a troll. She can smell your candycorn horns. But she smells more then just that. Don't you hate these stupid color smelling trolls sometimes?
She approaches the other, a grin on her face.] I will pretend your language is much less crude, except I actually do not care since all you younger trolls seem to enjoy being loud and offensive anyways.
What is your name? I know you are a troll. I can smell the familiar colors.
[Oh God why are you and Terezi so unendingly creepy. He can't quite decide if he wants to move away or square his shoulders again, and the end result is him just sort of standing there frowning.]
Loud and offensive is sort of an Alternian specialty. [He shifts.]
[She...She might be worst then Terezi. Mostly because Redglare is all up in your grill smelling you. Because apparently her sense of personal space is clearly nonexistent.]
I guess we are. I have to be professional though because I am an instructor. [This is not professional behavior by the way.]
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But it's her name. And she's been here...? Why did she not know this?
Or rather, remember.]
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This is a terrible welcoming back if I have ever smelled one Serket.
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1S TH4T R34LLY YOU??? >:O
4R3 YOU R34LLY H3R???
YOUR3 NOT SH1TT1NG M3, R1GHT?!?
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If you mean if I am who I claim to be, then I assure you that no one else can ever pretend to be me. I have undeniable proof that I am who I claim to be.
Your text smells like mine and you use the number of the prophets. I think I like you already.
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NOBODY 3LS3 UND3RST4NDS 4ND S4Y TH4T MY QU1RK 1S W31RD
1 DONT C4R3 WH4T TH3Y S4Y
TH3 NUMB3RS OF TH3 BL1ND PROPH3TS 4R3 1NMUT4BL3!!
TH1S F4CT C4NNOT B3 D3N13D
NOT 3V3N BY YOU
NO OFF3NS3 >:]
TH3 TH1NG 1S 4FT3R WH4T 3R H4PP3NS TO YOU YOUV3 B3COM3 4 L3G3ND FOR US FL4RP3RS
TH3 M4RK3T1NG D3P4RTM3NT W4S PR3TTY QU1CK TO M4K3 M3RCH4ND1S3 L1K3 YOUR OUTF1T 4ND PLUSHDOLLS OF PYR4LSP1T3, YOUR TRUSTY LUSUS!
SO YOU COULD B3
F4K3!!! >:O
[Test the waters, Pyrope. How would the real Redglare respond to this?]
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Plushdolls are cute and wonderful, but they will never even hold a miniscule candle of Justice to the real pyralsprite that I possess. The one and the same that had blinded the pirate's vision eightfold.
Or perhaps you would like to see my darling lusus in the flesh? Is that what you are interested in seeing? There is plenty of things I can say or show you if you wish for my legitimacy. A legislacerator always have concrete evidence and facts to back herself up. You jest if you did not think I can not back myself up.
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That was --
That was a dragon!
How did you do that?! Is that your GF?!
[Please enjoy a delicious taste of fangirl gleeeeeee]
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Unlike the usual GFs, this one is my personal GF and only I can summon him. He's much more handy then any of the other GFs I have seen.
[She is so smug. The smuggest.]
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That's AMAZING!
[... oh! Right! She remembers to salute.]
Ma'am!
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Is it not? I pride myself in my knowledge gained from this strange place.
Oh? So you know your manners. If I had stickers, you would get a nice gold one. But I am out at the moment so you only get my compliments.
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[He isn't going to deny the fact that her name is kind of kickin', though.]
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[SHE WILL FIND YOU GOOSE. She will smell you out or something which is kind of creepy actually.]
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What are you gonna do anyway? Smack me with that staff wand thing? Ooooh, I'm shakin'.
[THAT IS... SUPER CREEPY...]
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Do you want to be on the receiving end of a dragon? I can do that if you want.
[GOOD. Because she's already looking for you. B| Prepared to be creeped out.]
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[Oh things just kept getting funnier, lately.]
[As she descended and hopped off the Lusus, Karkat squared his shoulders a little and stood there, probably dumbly, looking somewhat like he was standing at attention. ...and then he slouched a little again and canted his head to the side.]
You're shitting me, right?
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She approaches the other, a grin on her face.] I will pretend your language is much less crude, except I actually do not care since all you younger trolls seem to enjoy being loud and offensive anyways.
What is your name? I know you are a troll. I can smell the familiar colors.
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Loud and offensive is sort of an Alternian specialty. [He shifts.]
...Karkat Vantas.
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I guess we are. I have to be professional though because I am an instructor. [This is not professional behavior by the way.]
Vantas. Why do you smell so wonderful?
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