1st Judgment || [Action: Multiple Areas/BBS]

Aug 08, 2011 23:02

[So whoever thought they were classy when they arrived at the Garden thought they were classy obviously hasn't arrived back on a dragon ( Read more... )

[homestuck] karkat vantas, [homestuck] vriska serket, [homestuck] bro strider, [pilotwings 64] goose, [homestuck] terezi pyrope, [dc comics] gavril ivanovich, [homestuck] neophyte redglare, [ffviii oc] maria cyphert

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1/3 betwixttocks August 9 2011, 06:08:47 UTC
2/3 betwixttocks August 9 2011, 06:10:20 UTC
[This is a joke, right? Redglare, Pyrope's shitty ancestor... No.

But it's her name. And she's been here...? Why did she not know this?

Or rather, remember.]

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3/3 betwixttocks August 9 2011, 06:11:08 UTC
Are you fucking serious.

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l3g1sl4t1ng August 9 2011, 06:14:55 UTC
Such crude language.

This is a terrible welcoming back if I have ever smelled one Serket.

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1/2 betwixttocks August 9 2011, 06:18:47 UTC
Wh8t?

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betwixttocks August 9 2011, 06:21:24 UTC
[Shit fuck shit.] I've gotten a little rusty, I suppose.

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l3g1sl4t1ng August 9 2011, 06:25:48 UTC
[She can smell your terrible attempt to hide the truth. It smells terrible if you wanted to know.] I believe you should be talking to me in person. This is an inadequate way to get back to knowing each other. You can give me a tour of the Garden since I believe I should get reacquainted with the place again.

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betwixttocks August 9 2011, 06:31:12 UTC
[This won't end badly at all, nope.] Ye8h.
I c8n do th8t.
Where are you? I don't w8nt to have to search for your sorry 8ss all day you know!

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l3g1sl4t1ng August 9 2011, 06:33:51 UTC
I'm heading to the lobby. You can meet me there since it seems the most convenient place to meet-up. I am being awfully nice because I could just stay at the front gate and make you go all the way there, but I am going to be nice and thoughtful this once. [Read as: I am pretending to be nice, but I'm still a bitch.]

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betwixttocks August 9 2011, 06:43:14 UTC
[If only she remembered. She's going to have to start seriously reconsidering her choice of overusing GF now.] Ye8h, ye8h!
Suuuuuuuuper fucking nice!
8luh........

[Shuts her laptop before stomping out of her apartment in the direction of the lobby. She was really going to have to stop using her GFs so much. She hadn't realized she had lost so much already.

Picking Redglare out was simple enough. Vriska slowed in her steps, almost stopping briefly to take her in as if that would trigger her dormant memories. Yet to no avail. She walks up to her, steps assured and frown set nicely in place.]

Redglare.

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1/2 l3g1sl4t1ng August 9 2011, 06:46:49 UTC
[She can easily smell your scent out from anyone else. She never did forget what you stupid spider trolls smell like. Stupid spider trolls.

Hopefully you saw this coming. You better have. You got a lot of eye-oh wait. Haha you don't.

She might have given you a nice, good ol' right hook.]

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2/2 l3g1sl4t1ng August 9 2011, 06:48:43 UTC
Tell me Serket. Why did I smell like you were not telling me everything during our conversation minutes before?

Is it that you have not been telling me the complete and utter truth? [Redglare, stop treating the students like they're criminals being cross-examined.]

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betwixttocks August 9 2011, 06:54:16 UTC
[DGFdghfhgvhj]

[Well she'll enjoy sporting that bruise for a while. At least until the end of the week. She stumbles back one step, two steps, before regaining her balance. Her hand lies up to her bruising cheek, eyes wide and temporarily flared. Se very nearly almost hisses. A bad habit.]

It seems like you've already answered your own question with that honker of yours so I don't see why you need my input.

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l3g1sl4t1ng August 9 2011, 07:03:03 UTC
[Look at that smug grin. She looks so content.]

I am slightly offended that you have forgotten me Serket. We were even on mutual terms. Almost friendly, if you can call troll relationships as friendly.

You know that memory loss comes with the use of those pesky guardian forces. I would know since my darling Lusus Pyralsprite is my personal GF. Perhaps you should keep a journal to keep notes so you may go back to it. Since I am so thorough with my work, I keep an extremely articulated journal for my convenience.

You should feel lucky Serket. As an instructor, I am obligated to help the students such as yourself if you were to need it. I am sure I can bring up any documents pertaining to yourself if you wish to know what you are missing. [For a price. It involves of a lot of red, delectable objects and food.] You do not even have to worry about such things as lies since these documents are also for myself if I am to forget something due to my pyralsprite.

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betwixttocks August 9 2011, 07:20:08 UTC
[She wouldn't mind punching it straight off...]

[A huff, still nursing her cheek.] For your information I'm not a student anymore. [Her eyes narrowed before she looked away. It was a good offer and one she realized she needed to take. Just how much had she forgotten? This time she would have to swallow her pride. It stung.]

And what's in it for you, oh great Redglare? A gigantic bag of cherry suckers?

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l3g1sl4t1ng August 9 2011, 07:25:48 UTC
[You want to start something Serket? She isn't afraid to start a fist fight on her first day back.]

Oh. Do you want a wonderful gold start sticker for your wall? Little Miss Graduated? [TEEHEE. She can smell it. It fills with her glee whenever you Spider trolls have to swallow your pride and even more so because she's in charge. Man, she'll have to taunt Mindfang later if she ever sees that stupid pirate bitch.]

Look, you already know me more then you think. Already a healthy improvement. A gigantic bag of cherry suckers and...[A pause.] a small box of empty soda cans. Those red ones with the coca-cola text on them. [Hahaha, oh god she's being serious about the coke cans.]

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