[So whoever thought they were classy when they arrived at the Garden thought they were classy obviously hasn't arrived back on a dragon
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actiooooon. also apologies for slow tags, lots of errands to run.ragesnakeAugust 9 2011, 16:34:49 UTC
[For whatever reason, Karkat was out by the Front Gate that morning when Redglare chose to make her admittedly impressive entrance. He wasn't really paying attention to where he was going or what he was doing, until he noticed the large, oddly-shaped shadow and looked up.]
[Oh things just kept getting funnier, lately.]
[As she descended and hopped off the Lusus, Karkat squared his shoulders a little and stood there, probably dumbly, looking somewhat like he was standing at attention. ...and then he slouched a little again and canted his head to the side.]
actiooooon. No problem bby <3l3g1sl4t1ngAugust 9 2011, 20:32:24 UTC
[Oh ho! You smell wonderful troll boy. And she knows you're a troll. She can smell your candycorn horns. But she smells more then just that. Don't you hate these stupid color smelling trolls sometimes?
She approaches the other, a grin on her face.] I will pretend your language is much less crude, except I actually do not care since all you younger trolls seem to enjoy being loud and offensive anyways.
What is your name? I know you are a troll. I can smell the familiar colors.
[Oh God why are you and Terezi so unendingly creepy. He can't quite decide if he wants to move away or square his shoulders again, and the end result is him just sort of standing there frowning.]
Loud and offensive is sort of an Alternian specialty. [He shifts.]
[She...She might be worst then Terezi. Mostly because Redglare is all up in your grill smelling you. Because apparently her sense of personal space is clearly nonexistent.]
I guess we are. I have to be professional though because I am an instructor. [This is not professional behavior by the way.]
[Nonono this is not going to be a thing, Ancestor or not. Karkat is not having this. He's carefully putting his hands out to try and keep her at arm's length.]
Professional my ass, you're smelling your students like some kind of deranged snoutbeast. And I don't smell wonderful, I don't smell like anything different than I usually do, that's probably just you being creepy as fuck.
[You can't escape it Karkat. It's too late. She knows what she's smelling. It makes her cackle.]
I can not help it if a lot of these students have a particularly delightful color running through their veins. Did you not perhaps think that you usually smell wonderful and it is not different to how you usually smell because it is normal for you to smell wonderful? But I will pretend nothing is out of the ordinary to protect your sensitive feelings Vantas.
action♥ ttly not giggling at your shit down there. Ttly not.l3g1sl4t1ngAugust 10 2011, 09:03:27 UTC
[She backs off, but she looks so content right now. God damn it these blind trolls.]
I am not harassing you Vantas. I am merely smelling you so I can get a good guess at what you might look like. But since you seem to in some form of discontent, I will apologize to your sensitive troll feelings that I may have bruised. I am sorry for smelling you so closely. Does that make you feel better? Or should I try a different way of apologizing?
[It's probably hard to dodge when you're being doubleteamed. So troll on the shoulders it is!! He makes a relatively comical squawking sound and staggers, managing to stay on his feet and glaring over his shoulder at her.]
Terezi what the fuck!! What are you even doing right now, why does this have to be a thing, do you not understand personal space, etcetera get the fuck off of me.
That's a fine how do you do! You know I've been here for almost three whole weeks and I haven't seen you. Aren't you glad to get such a GRACIOUS and longing sickeningly MUSHY greeting?
[Flails around a little to at least get her to where he can look at her without having to twist at such a weird angle. His eye twitches a little.]
Three whole weeks, really? Wow, excuse me as I just fall to my knees in great apology, it must have been so hard for you without your fearless leader. What do you want me to say to you right now? I've been sort of busy trying to keep the undeniably overwhelming idiocy in this place in check and actually learn something so I can get my fucking certification.
What do you mean what's wrong with me, there's nothing wrong with me.
There's always something wrong with you. If you aren't pissing and moaning or butthurt about something then there's something wrong with you, and even if you are those things there is still something wrong with you. That's one of the undeniable truths about you. There's always something wrong. It's soooo annoying!! BLUH.
[When you are done trying to follow that logic.]
Wait, you mean you are actually going through with the torture of school? Stop the fucking presses!! Karkat is actually trying to make something of himself!!
[Yeah no he's not bothering on that front. He just sort of scowls at her and shoves her off his shoulders.]
First off, what was happening in the Veil for you. That'd answer a lot of questions as to why you're uncommonly retarded today. Second off, in case you missed it, Vriska's a SeeD. You think I'm going to let her challenge my authority?
[Oh things just kept getting funnier, lately.]
[As she descended and hopped off the Lusus, Karkat squared his shoulders a little and stood there, probably dumbly, looking somewhat like he was standing at attention. ...and then he slouched a little again and canted his head to the side.]
You're shitting me, right?
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She approaches the other, a grin on her face.] I will pretend your language is much less crude, except I actually do not care since all you younger trolls seem to enjoy being loud and offensive anyways.
What is your name? I know you are a troll. I can smell the familiar colors.
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Loud and offensive is sort of an Alternian specialty. [He shifts.]
...Karkat Vantas.
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I guess we are. I have to be professional though because I am an instructor. [This is not professional behavior by the way.]
Vantas. Why do you smell so wonderful?
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Professional my ass, you're smelling your students like some kind of deranged snoutbeast. And I don't smell wonderful, I don't smell like anything different than I usually do, that's probably just you being creepy as fuck.
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I can not help it if a lot of these students have a particularly delightful color running through their veins. Did you not perhaps think that you usually smell wonderful and it is not different to how you usually smell because it is normal for you to smell wonderful? But I will pretend nothing is out of the ordinary to protect your sensitive feelings Vantas.
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Holy shit, can't this be considered harassment of some kind?
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I am not harassing you Vantas. I am merely smelling you so I can get a good guess at what you might look like. But since you seem to in some form of discontent, I will apologize to your sensitive troll feelings that I may have bruised. I am sorry for smelling you so closely. Does that make you feel better? Or should I try a different way of apologizing?
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[Guess who has a female troll on his shoulders? Answer: you do if you don't dodge in the next second!! >:D]
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Terezi what the fuck!! What are you even doing right now, why does this have to be a thing, do you not understand personal space, etcetera get the fuck off of me.
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That's a fine how do you do! You know I've been here for almost three whole weeks and I haven't seen you. Aren't you glad to get such a GRACIOUS and longing sickeningly MUSHY greeting?
God, Karkat, what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Three whole weeks, really? Wow, excuse me as I just fall to my knees in great apology, it must have been so hard for you without your fearless leader. What do you want me to say to you right now? I've been sort of busy trying to keep the undeniably overwhelming idiocy in this place in check and actually learn something so I can get my fucking certification.
What do you mean what's wrong with me, there's nothing wrong with me.
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[When you are done trying to follow that logic.]
Wait, you mean you are actually going through with the torture of school? Stop the fucking presses!! Karkat is actually trying to make something of himself!!
When did this happen?
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First off, what was happening in the Veil for you. That'd answer a lot of questions as to why you're uncommonly retarded today. Second off, in case you missed it, Vriska's a SeeD. You think I'm going to let her challenge my authority?
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