1st Judgment || [Action: Multiple Areas/BBS]

Aug 08, 2011 23:02

[So whoever thought they were classy when they arrived at the Garden thought they were classy obviously hasn't arrived back on a dragon ( Read more... )

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[bbs] badasscopters August 9 2011, 14:37:08 UTC
Ooooh, good thing I ain't into law because you sound soooooooo scaaaaaaaary.

[He isn't going to deny the fact that her name is kind of kickin', though.]

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Re: [bbs] l3g1sl4t1ng August 9 2011, 20:27:23 UTC
I can smell your disgusting sarcasm in your fancy italics. I do not appreciate such a tone with me.

[SHE WILL FIND YOU GOOSE. She will smell you out or something which is kind of creepy actually.]

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Re: [bbs] badasscopters August 9 2011, 21:00:47 UTC
Oh, shit, you did? Wow. Never thought you would've guessed. I mean, sarcasm on a messaging system? Kinda only for rocket scientists.

What are you gonna do anyway? Smack me with that staff wand thing? Ooooh, I'm shakin'.

[THAT IS... SUPER CREEPY...]

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Re: [bbs] l3g1sl4t1ng August 9 2011, 21:03:49 UTC
I am blind. I can not actually read text like you silly people who can see through their eyeballs.

Do you want to be on the receiving end of a dragon? I can do that if you want.

[GOOD. Because she's already looking for you. B| Prepared to be creeped out.]

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Re: [bbs] badasscopters August 9 2011, 21:10:22 UTC
Then what the hell can you see out of? Lemme guess, your nose.

Heh. Sounds nasty as hell to me.

Yeah, right, like a chick into law has a dragon. Not something you hear every day.

[OH BOY OH BOY.]

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[bbs] Goose, why are you setting yourself up for this? l3g1sl4t1ng August 9 2011, 21:13:34 UTC
Yes. I can smell colors. It is quite wonderful actually. Unless I am smelling terrible sarcastic text like yours.

Hehehehe....suit yourself.

[If you thought that creepy laughing was your imagination. It wasn't.]

Hehehehe...

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[bbs -> action] badasscopters August 9 2011, 22:04:28 UTC
What the...

Okay? How the hell can you even do that?

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Wait a minute.

[Goose looks around the area behind him, feeling as if something is just about off.

What was that laughter all about?]

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[action] l3g1sl4t1ng August 9 2011, 22:35:52 UTC
Oh believe me, sometimes I am mystified by it myself, but it is how I can read text so to speak. I can also smell a lot of other things.

Hehehehe....

[WHERE COULD SHE BE? Why do these trolls enjoy trolling people so much? Why was she even hired?]

I can smelllllll youuuuu.

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Re: [action] badasscopters August 10 2011, 00:42:00 UTC
[oh. my. god.

Goose flips around to where he hears the voice coming from.]

What the hell is your problem?!

... And quit smellin' me, that's gross.

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[action] ILU. And I'm not sorry. l3g1sl4t1ng August 10 2011, 01:05:02 UTC
[Oh. This is delightfully enjoyable. She is just having fun smelling the anxiety from you.]

I have no problems. Perhaps your problem was treating me with disrespect and you did not even do it to my face.

Oh how rude, you do not tell people looking at you is gross. I have to smell people to see them. This is how I see. How dare you take away my only ability to find people. Do you always treat the blind like this?

Hehehe have you found me yet?

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[action / NEVER BE <3] badasscopters August 10 2011, 02:34:21 UTC
No, what the hell, I'm still lookin' because I can't see you. Where are you.

And hey, you smell people to see 'em so it ain't your only ability to find people.

Yep, you're a scientist. Stop all the presses.

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[action Good because she's having fun scaring him.] l3g1sl4t1ng August 10 2011, 09:06:35 UTC
I am so easy to spot. I am surprised you have not found me.

[Dude...dude she's suddenly in front of you? Is she like a ninja? Or maybe she's just fucking with you.]

A scientist? No, no you have obviously gotten my occupation wrong. See, I am an instructor. But before that I was a legislacerator. There is no science involved with those.

Hehehe. Hello.

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[action / fhdjkshg i love your redglare sfm already] badasscopters August 10 2011, 14:57:55 UTC
[Woah what, how.

How did that happen.

And what's up with those weird sunglasses. Red is cool, but... what is this all about.]

...

How the hell did you do that. I mean, how did you just kinda... but you weren't...

[Okay. Coherent speaking, please.] Are you just fucking with me or something? [Because it's working.]

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[action] Ahh thank you I'm glad ;3; <3 l3g1sl4t1ng August 11 2011, 07:52:07 UTC
[Look at that grin. That smug smile on her face.

It's kind of unsettling and creepy especially since her glasses obscure her eyes. But if she took them off, you might be more creeped out.]

Surely you must be having some eye trouble? Perhaps you are more blind then you think? I was here since I started speaking to you in person. [Lying bitch.]

Of course not. I told you I would find you for such disrespectful behavior. [She didn't.]

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[action / <3] badasscopters August 11 2011, 14:29:22 UTC
'Course not. Just because I hide my eyes doesn't mean nothin'. I've got eyes of an eagle.

[She's not the only lying bitch. He actually has some pretty lackluster vision lately. Wearing shades 24/7 ought to have some effect on how a person's eyes are without them on.]

... anyway. You found me. So what are you gonna do? [Le shrug.]

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[action] l3g1sl4t1ng August 12 2011, 01:58:19 UTC
I do not know why you replaced your eyes with an eagle, but if that is how you want to see, I cannot change that.

[She doesn't need to worry about her vision. Her eyes can't see oops.]

What am I going to do? [Do you know what a troll bitch backslap is? Exactly what she just did. At least she didn't smack you with her cane. God damn it, stop attacking the student populace.]

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