#11

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Of course I can be coherent! My name is Salmonella and I am hungry and I would like peppermint I told her I would like peppermint. RIGHT THERE on her desk and she would not give me oneCannot I have my cake and eat it? If not peppermint would be nice too please

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[pullingback]

And someone is their usual charming self.

[windowliesopen]

oh hello! you're aaaaawful handsome. And I'm really hungry too mister.

[pullingback]

Opinions of a madwoman matter little. Go tear someone apart then.

[windowliesopen]

Really! I think you're being the tiniest bit rude as I don't even know you. i'm just asking for something to eat Please sir may I have some more? well more than I have which is nothing really ISN'T THAT FUNNY?

[zooos]

I think peppermint is an odd flavor to like.

[windowliesopen]

You're odd!

[zooos]

I'm not odd.

I'm only saying that a pretty girl like you should be attracted to sweeter flavors, like vanilla and chocolate.

[windowliesopen]

Peppermint's delicious. Are you?

[togivewhatisdue]

This is never a good question to ask, but love, what are you talking about?

[windowliesopen]

I'm talking about the fact that I AM HUNGRY and really no one will give me anything to eat! not to mention it's hard to type on this thing when someone is starving for a whole week now because the main us was NOT EATING and the stupid plump turkey neck lady at the job place wouldn't give me the peppermint on her desk

so i ate her! I guess i'm still a little hungry though. A lot okaaaay.

[togivewhatisdue]

These bodies cannot function without food. If I order take-out, will you eat it?

[windowliesopen]

YES. oh you are a kind kind woman whoever you are! I would think Oliver Twist would love you!