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Of course I can be coherent! My name is Salmonella and I am hungry and I would like peppermint I told her I would like peppermint. RIGHT THERE on her desk and she would not give me oneCannot I have my cake and eat it? If not peppermint would be nice too please

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And someone is their usual charming self.

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oh hello! you're aaaaawful handsome. And I'm really hungry too mister.

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Opinions of a madwoman matter little. Go tear someone apart then.

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Really! I think you're being the tiniest bit rude as I don't even know you. i'm just asking for something to eat Please sir may I have some more? well more than I have which is nothing really ISN'T THAT FUNNY?

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I'm sure 'being the tiniest bit rude' is not a real issue.

Repeating earlier sentiment: Go tear someone apart. Preferably Hermes.

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It is a real issue! YOU HURT MY FEELINGS! I don't think you're very nice. She may not care but I am terribly insulted! And starving.

Soooo how about I tear you apart? Wouldn't you like that you're egging me on anyway to do something. And you're the perfect fit tender, lean, and juicy. maybe as I rip and eat your flesh you'll unknowingly drop your facade and we can be friends! Best friends--she doesn't allow any of us to have any friends i think she's kind of selfish you see so it'd really be very nice! THANKS

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You'll forget it soon enough. Your feelings matter little in the long run.

You'd never be able to accomplish it, though feel free to try. And who's this 'she'?

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I'd rather trade your sense for cents so i can go buy something to eat. please do the conversion for me? i'm not that great at math I don't think I've ever done math before!

HEY thanks! i will and you're not that bad! And She. you know! SHE. Who controls my--our--world. she who must not be named??

...apparently he does have a sense of humor.

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Fine.

YOU + KNIFE = SOMEONE GETTING KILLED

SOMEONE GETTING KILLED = YOU EATING

Try telling that to people. Rhea?

JKDSFSD xDD<3333 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA O-OH MY GOODNESS i just spent about two mins LOL'ING OVER THIS

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Great! you're actually very smart you know. Should give yourself more credit! ...Do I get to keep the change?

Though you're not very good at guessing. NO-OO. her. the person who controls us! LIKE A PUPPETEER and evvveeryythinggg. The reason why i'm SO HUNGRY because she's been "fasting" for over a week now which is why i could finally break outta that hole 'cause she keeled backwards. I think i was so hungry I bit off a chunk of this leg. because it kind of hurts. AND IS RED.

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I certaintly know well enough...Don't see why not.

Like a puppeteer? Really, someone who controls what you do and say trying to keep up an impression that it's you behind the computer screen. Someone showed you Invaders of the Body Snatchers.

It's your leg, you're going to want it later.

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What's Invaders of the Body Snatchers? She's the one who's body snatching! Or she's just a hog I mean others want time outside too! 'specially if she doesn't eat WHICH IS THE OPPOSITE of what I do. a lot. Eating. She borrows from me whenever she's hungry or spies someone scrumptious. I mean it's alright you know sometimes because she is her but every. single. time.

NOT IF i have yours! It's a race then! We all like races.

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Kill her then.

You'd never win, or get it.

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I would except you know I wouldn't have a mouth to eat with anymore. Maybe I could carve out our lips and then kill her?

She's fast.

Therefore I am.

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Go on ahead.

Not as fast as the wind.

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Oh but she knows I know you're not the wind anymore, are you? Just a piece of meat.