dear Diary,

i Finished All My Beef Jerky.

i Would Like Some More. thank You. especially The Human Kind Please.

sincerely bestest santa,
      little kids arentarenot going to get presents this year because your elves are boring and you've worked them to Death
except death

happy christmas death. i Hope You Like Dumb Dead Elves.

Help! HELP!

( OOC Notes! (Again! ; A;) )

SHE WILL NEVER EAT AGAIN unless she wants to be allowed out.

( Ease down the rabbit hole! )

Of course I can be coherent! My name is Salmonella and I am hungry and I would like peppermint I told her I would like peppermint. RIGHT THERE on her desk and she would not give me oneCannot I have my cake and eat it? If not peppermint would be nice too please ( Read more... )

Got rainbows in my hair. rainbows

rainbowsThe little boy was crying when I stole his bottle of stardust and tenderly harshly rubbing it in spiraling graffiti circles against his giraffe his face into his eyes. Or close! His mother yelled at me--she looked so beautiful with bulging veins in her eyes and tendons throbbing against her neck ( Read more... )

I do not compute. Computer. Computer? Tell me. Tell me? What does "fired" mean?

It was the Night he chose To follow her Eastward
she turned Right into his Net and he Enunciated his greeting Thrice
with each Step he neared Until her widened Irises did he Catch
his expression Indecipherable he then Drew from an Envelope a heart Pulsating
watching as All her strength Crumbled
he said To her:

Go. Fly free now, my bird. For I will find ( Read more... )

Valentine was supposedly killed! He was a martyr.

Would you like your pie to open up to dead blackbirds with their flesh sliding off their bones?

Or would you like them to fly out into your face, ripping off your skin as they claw past you?

Happy Valentine's Day! Oops, early. I think I'm going to make cards.