Nov 18, 2009 00:42
dear Diary,
i Finished All My Beef Jerky.
i Would Like Some More. thank You. especially The Human Kind Please.
sincerely bestest santa,
little kids arentarenot going to get presents this year because your elves are boring and you've worked them to Death
except death
happy christmas death. i Hope You Like Dumb Dead Elves.
commonplace,
ic