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[Zeus is sitting at his desk wearing a white suit (not unlike the one in the icon) with his arms folded on top of it. Floor to ceiling windows are behind him and outside the sky is pretty dark, a couple shades more than just your average gray. The thunder is easy enough to hear, the lightening is more difficult to see, but not impossible ( Read more... )

[Zeus has been waiting a long, long, time to get his diagnosis. Too long. He's bored, and still waiting. What else is there to do, but pull out his phone and complain to the complex about how much he hates this health care system. OF COURSE, just as he's about to make the post, the doctor shows up, and asks Zeus into his office. Zeus shoves the ( Read more... )

[Filtered From the close lady friends-anyone he's slept with]I come bearing advice for those of you who are as old, older, or close to the same age as me. When attempting to rekindle something with an old flame, be absolutely sure you know how many years have passed since you last saw them ( Read more... )

Cronus, this is one of your weakest pranks yet. I am curious to know whose lies you were so anxious to hear, though. That being said, you all realize there are ways to get around the truth without lying, don't you? A man has a right to his privacy, and everyone needs to remember and respect that. I can't feel bad for not sharing my business.

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Phaedra's dead. Floor five. I didn't do it, just thought you all might want to know.

[Filter: Hades]It would be in out best interest, and in the best interest of the complex to eliminate Ares. There is no guarantee he'll stay dead, but I'd much rather face his rage later on, than to have him kill residents left and right now. He's playing right into Cronus' game and isn't using what little sense he does have. Athena has a plan of ( Read more... )

[Filtered to me 18 and above]

An all female review from Russia will be in New York City, this Saturday only. They're called The Stalins, but don't let the poor choice in name throw you off, they are the best in the world. I saw them over a year and a half ago in Moscow and it was the best show I've seen in years.

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GET OFF OF THAT! [he can be heard yelling in the background before making that rustling noise that would be him moving his phone back to his ear]

Ares? I think you've misplaced a child in my den? I don't know how she got in here, but she broke my lightening rod paper weight and had the nerve to call it an accident. [he's so bitter] I'll tell you ( Read more... )

Do you all have a place to stay by now?

Tell me you are tiny as well.

And then help me brainstorm all of the places we can hide. And of course by hide, I mean lurk, but I imagine we'll be well hidden.

Edit: I had to step on the keys, isn't that funny. Cronus is losing his touch, because I am already having entirely too much fun with this one.