[voice]

[zooos]

GET OFF OF THAT! [he can be heard yelling in the background before making that rustling noise that would be him moving his phone back to his ear]

Ares? I think you've misplaced a child in my den? I don't know how she got in here, but she broke my lightening rod paper weight and had the nerve to call it an accident. [he's so bitter] I'll tell you

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[moonstoneglow]

Dear heart, I would think you of all people would know what to do with a small child.

[voice]

[zooos]

Huh?

[moonstoneglow]

You've had plenty of children to practice with by now. This really should be old hat for you.

[voice]

[zooos]

[short laugh]

I don't raise them.

[gorgonkiller]

Dad, that isn't really how you talk to kids.

[voice]

[zooos]

Not the time son

[voice]

[gorgonkiller]

Sorry but-speak calmly and softly to her. It works better when you need them to listen.

[voice]

[zooos]

[him hanging up]

[meaningnothing]

Oh my~ daddy~

[voice]

[zooos]

I'm getting rid of it.

[meaningnothing]

I thoroughly approve~ children are such a nuisance and those which are not ones own... even more so. Please help me with mine?

[gorgonkiller]

I can take him/her if you need me to.

[backgroundsnark]

Zeus, dear, you are not feeding that child to Lamia. If you want it gone so badly bring it over here, I don't mind my child even if it's a little possessive.

[voice]

[zooos]

I never said I was feeding the child to Lamia. Quite frankly it's none of your goddamn business.

Re: [voice]

[backgroundsnark]

Well there's only a few things Lamia is likely to do with a child, isn't there?

Fine. Do what you want because thinking logically doesn't work for everyone.

[emeraldandgold]

Zeus!

[voice]

[zooos]

WHAT?