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zooos

[voice]

May 08, 2010 22:34

GET OFF OF THAT! [he can be heard yelling in the background before making that rustling noise that would be him moving his phone back to his ear]

Ares? I think you've misplaced a child in my den? I don't know how she got in here, but she broke my lightening rod paper weight and had the nerve to call it an accident. [he's so bitter] I'll tell you ( Read more... )

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ohvirility May 9 2010, 15:06:11 UTC

Do you really want to be like Cronus, my Lord?

[voice] zooos May 9 2010, 15:56:08 UTC

This isn't my kid.

[voice] ohvirility May 9 2010, 16:13:24 UTC

I know that, but it would still be just as bad.

[lowers his voice, steadily calm]

He wants to frustrate you, sir, and I know you're stronger than that. And stronger than him.

[voice] zooos May 10 2010, 00:50:57 UTC

Stop assuming Ganymede.

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fdskgjbhh his fatherly instincts are terrified for the kid. solarizing May 9 2010, 16:28:59 UTC

Pretty sure that's A.) Illegal, and B.) Not going to be that easy. Cronus knew a thing or two about infanticide. Think he would make it that simple for you?

You had enough of 'em. Could of at least raised a few. Find a babysitter.

AWWW zooos May 10 2010, 00:52:30 UTC

[this is him ignoring/hanging up/whatever the case]

inspiredvoice May 10 2010, 00:41:55 UTC

Why is it okay for you to serve your kid up as dinner to your girlfriend, but I put mine in a time out and everyone flips their lid?

Father, these men make no sense to me. Double standards.

zooos May 10 2010, 00:54:47 UTC

Just ignore them.

inspiredvoice May 10 2010, 01:13:33 UTC

I'm doing my best. If they try to kick my door down again then they'll wish they let me ignore them.

And Horcus is threatening to arrest me for abusing this fake soulless kid. I don't particularly care but... if this old bloodhound is somehow useful to you, you should yank his leash on this. It will tank his career and probably cause a lot of trouble for the whole damn complex. Because I WILL tell the whole truth when questioned.

zooos May 10 2010, 20:36:38 UTC

Horcus is just full of hot air, he won't actually arrest you. For some reason he gets a kick out of threatening everyone. Just ignore him entirely.

It is impossible for him to arrest you on this, you have no proof that the child belongs to you or anyone else. Not to mention these children are magically attached to us. He can't explain any of that.

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[Filter: Zeus] epicinspiration May 10 2010, 01:23:40 UTC

Father, if you have yet to dispose of the child might I beg of you to delay it for a day or two? I may have a use for it...
With your permission, of course.

[Filter: Calliope] zooos May 10 2010, 20:33:54 UTC

I'm not feeding the child, before you say anything about it.

But don't worry, dear, I'm handling it.

Re: [Filter: Zeus] epicinspiration May 10 2010, 23:59:45 UTC

If I may be frank, father? It is entirely your decision of what to do with it and I wouldn't presume to know nor interfere.
For my part, I simply wished to... borrow the child for a time. I have a question that needs answering and I believe it could be of use.

[Filter: Calliope] zooos May 11 2010, 16:33:18 UTC

Oh. In that case of you can borrow her.

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andromedameda May 13 2010, 10:55:31 UTC

And you lectured me on looking after a baby?

zooos May 13 2010, 15:19:20 UTC

Do you really want to start this with me?