[voice]
GET OFF OF THAT! [he can be heard yelling in the background before making that rustling noise that would be him moving his phone back to his ear]
Ares? I think you've misplaced a child in my den? I don't know how she got in here, but she broke my lightening rod paper weight and had the nerve to call it an accident. [he's so bitter] I'll tell you what caused it, her jumping around like a goddamn monkey.
[now the child speaks] OH DADDY SAID GUDAM! DADDY SAID ABAD WORD!
[hear the king's irritated sigh-groan] Somehow, I don't think this is your child, Ares. Whoever it belongs to--
[there is a definite breaking sound in the background, like glass shattering into a million pieces]
SONOFABITCH THAT WAS MY SPITOON. FUCKINGNASTY!!
[by now the phone is neglected but still very much on]
Come here! [although you can't see it he's motioning the child to come toward him trying his best to look non threatening, but she's scared until... Zeus whips out his keys and jingles them under the girls nose]
You wanna drive daddy's car? Do ya?
YEAH I'll be a big girl
[he hands her the keys and picks her up at the same time also his phone is back in place]
Lamia? I'll be over soon.
Ares? I think you've misplaced a child in my den? I don't know how she got in here, but she broke my lightening rod paper weight and had the nerve to call it an accident. [he's so bitter] I'll tell you what caused it, her jumping around like a goddamn monkey.
[now the child speaks] OH DADDY SAID GUDAM! DADDY SAID ABAD WORD!
[hear the king's irritated sigh-groan] Somehow, I don't think this is your child, Ares. Whoever it belongs to--
[there is a definite breaking sound in the background, like glass shattering into a million pieces]
SONOFABITCH THAT WAS MY SPITOON. FUCKINGNASTY!!
[by now the phone is neglected but still very much on]
Come here! [although you can't see it he's motioning the child to come toward him trying his best to look non threatening, but she's scared until... Zeus whips out his keys and jingles them under the girls nose]
You wanna drive daddy's car? Do ya?
YEAH I'll be a big girl
[he hands her the keys and picks her up at the same time also his phone is back in place]
Lamia? I'll be over soon.