With nothing of my previous diagnosis remaining except a rather sore throat, I feel quite vindicated in having hit the Doctor over the head with his clipboard.

I am in need of a steady income, however.

Last I checked, coughing up blood was not part of the human condition unless Tyche had ploughed her figurative wheel in the wrong direction.

Killing one's chess pieces before they have met the board makes for a poor game.

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( So I trapped him under a cardboard box, stood on it to make it stop. )

It is almost entertaining how much humility forced truth can bring to those who have to tell it.

I feel better, though I will have to avoid modern law enforcement for the time being.

I politely request that everybody get out of my way and point me in the direction of the Gorgon.

If you would be so kind.

Anyone caught dawdling will be shot. Some of you may be shot anyway.

It would be appreciated if someone could tell our resident confused canine that it is not socially acceptable to lick a woman up the side of her face in a relatively public forum after sniffing at her perfume. And that, additionally, it is rude to cough in her face with a look of disgust. Perfume is not meant to taste good ( Read more... )

Before anyone tries to claim I did not warn them: Evelyn is running around the complex with a tazer. And I have no intention of reining her in.

At least she is out of my hair for now.

The child.

Someone take it.

Now.

[Filter: HADES]

I have someone you wanted to meet. He's not in perfect condition, but I will take responsibility for the broken nose. I do not know when he lost his shoe.

It is probably worth noting that he seemed to be sought after. But I am better at this.

[Filter: PUBLIC]To the car fanatics--I need a better vehicle. As functional as my van is ( Read more... )

[Filtered AWAY from Narcissus, Echo ... and Pegasus]

Does anyone feel like helping me put a horse's head in Narcissus' bed? Or recreating the prom scene from Carrie in his bathroom?

As much as I would love to unload a full magazine into his face, I feel like drawing this one out. and flaying him alive.