The BBC believes most people will have read only 6 of the 100 books here. How do your reading habits stack up ( Read more... )

If your girlfriend tells you that she once got paid to be video taped having sex with a guy, the correct answer is: 'Ok'.

Non-correct answers would include, but not be limited to, the following:

1. Can I get a copy of the DVD?
2. What website is this video at?
3. How much did you get paid?
4. Did your sister make one too?
5. But I don't have a $1000.

I have moved recently, same complex, just a different unit.  I like my new place just fine.  it's smaller, now that my brother moved out, just a one bedroom.  The kitties miss having the long hallway to run down, but they seem to do ok in the new place.  Wish it was bigger for them, but...it's what I can afford for the time being.   Gotta find them ( Read more... )

I'm dating/going out with a terrific young lady, who happens to not be able to see.  Yes, she's blind (i've learned that many blind people don't like being called visually impaired), but that doesnt' seem to slow her down at all.  The girl is fearless.  She says it's easy to be fearless when you can't see what could go wrong.  I laugh at that, but ( Read more... )

There are a few things one must remember when dating a lady who has vision impairment.

1. Do not move your furniture around after she's been to your place a couple of times. 
2. Do not make the comment that her service dog likes you more than he likes her.
3. Do not walk too quietly, because if you have thick carpet, she may not always hear you ( Read more... )

I'm going to start an adult gift, novelty, movie store.

The name shall be !!!!.

After finally conceeding that my hair is indeed abandoning me like the passengers of the Titanic, I shaved my head.  Down to the scalp.  It was weird, and I noticed the breeze everytime the wind blew.  At the recommendation of my female coworkers, I grew a mustache and goattee and I have to say, I'm rather pleased with the results.  I don't look ( Read more... )

...by a ball of fluff that barely reachs a few inches above my ankles.  Nacho has taken to stalking me as I move about the apartment.  If I'm heading out of my room, she races by me at Mach 2, and promptly hides herself somewhere in the apartment.   Granted, I have a lot of clutter (thanks to my brother), so she has plenty of hiding spots.  She'll ( Read more... )

Here are the photos of the kittens.
( Cut for your bandwidth safety. )

So I'm working on my master's degree.  I had figured I would add to my bachelor's which was Global Business Management (I know,I know, shoot me now).  Fortunately, I chose a Master's with a direction that I had hoped had growth potential, that of Information Systems.  The plan being I could bridge the gap between business groups and IT departments ( Read more... )